After cutting chilli


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wash your hands thoroughly before taking out your contact lenses. :evil:

Just put them in and they must have a coating of chilli on them because my eyes are on fire and I cannot see.... :cry::cry:
 
Also wash them thoroughly if you decide to touch your penis, its a deep burn! :lol:

Not that I have done this, just something I've heard.....honest.
 
wash your hands thoroughly before taking out your contact lenses.

Just put them in and they must have a coating of chilli on them because my eyes are on fire and I cannot see....


ouch but :lol::lol::lol: as long as it's not me/you ,if you know what I mean
 
I once decided to use the urinals whilst having a lit fag in my hand. A quick burn to the bellend taught me to never do that again... :evil::evil:
 
wash your hands thoroughly before taking out your contact lenses. :evil:

Just put them in and they must have a coating of chilli on them because my eyes are on fire and I cannot see.... :cry::cry:

My mate started seeing this lass and had her round his for a homemade curry. Part of the meal consisted of dicing up some red hot chillies.
While it was simmering away he thought he would have a session in which he slipped a finger up the poor lasses arse. He said she nearly went through the f***ing roof and spoilt his chances for the rest of the night :lol:;Re
 
My mate started seeing this lass and had her round his for a homemade curry. Part of the meal consisted of dicing up some red hot chillies.
While it was simmering away he thought he would have a session in which he slipped a finger up the poor lasses arse. He said she nearly went through the f***ing roof and spoilt his chances for the rest of the night :lol:;Re

hehehehehehehehe
 
PM Spavin cos he must have done that as he reckons he was in the town last week and didn't see any immigrants.
 
wash your hands thoroughly before taking out your contact lenses. :evil:

Just put them in and they must have a coating of chilli on them because my eyes are on fire and I cannot see.... :cry::cry:

Nowt worse than chilli in your eye.

Oh wait, yes there is, once got scotch bonnet (via fingers) on my japs eye. Ow!
 
My mate started seeing this lass and had her round his for a homemade curry. Part of the meal consisted of dicing up some red hot chillies.
While it was simmering away he thought he would have a session in which he slipped a finger up the poor lasses arse. He said she nearly went through the f***ing roof and spoilt his chances for the rest of the night :lol:;Re

Class.:lol::lol:
 
You can't see, yet you can create a new thread, type, and send. ;)
 
after cutting up chillis, rub a few drops of vegetable oil around your hands thoroughly, concentrating on your fingertips, then wash off the oil with soap.

The oil emulsifies the capsaicin.
 
do not wash your hands with hot water.. it ingrains its


i've had chilli knob on more than one occasion the bloody fool I am...

had to get out of bed one nigth I was in so much pain.. ran it under the tap then go a bloody yoghurt out the fridge for it... :oops:
 
do not wash your hands with hot water.. it ingrains its


i've had chilli knob on more than one occasion the bloody fool I am...

had to get out of bed one nigth I was in so much pain.. ran it under the tap then go a bloody yoghurt out the fridge for it... :oops:

did you rub it on ?? Or just dip it in ??
I've a disturbing image of you standing in the kitchen with your lad in a tub of Activia
 
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