I think I had an easier time processing A Brief History of Time than this shite. An adult is struggling to understand, or at least claiming not to understand, that if he regularly defecates in his pants at his desk at work he eventually be sacked. I feel for his employers who will have had to find a diplomatic, professional way to explain to him the reasons for his dismissal. Though I am pleased that he hasn't been able to file a law suit against any of them.
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Adult baby struggles for work as employers have a problem with his nappies
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Winger
Nice c and p.
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dangermows
Striker
File alongside conspiracy theories.
Mr Redknapp
Striker
It's f***ing weird like
You see her at the beginning and think "canny wad" then you see her rolling around the floor and gurgling like a 4-month-old... safe to say it's a bit of a knob-shrinker
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Some Random Guy
Striker
Her fella looked embarrassed to be doing it.It's f***ing weird like
You see her at the beginning and think "canny wad" then you see her rolling around the floor and gurgling like a 4-month-old... safe to say it's a bit of a knob shrinker
The things some lads put up with for fanny man.
Mr Redknapp
Striker
Mate I know we shouldn't judge but f***ing hell man!Her fella looked embarrassed to be doing it.
The things some lads put up with for fanny man.
how did she bring it up?
"Oh btw, I like dressing in nappies and throwing my shit against a wall"
What happens when she has kids?!
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Some Random Guy
Striker
I would have loved to hear about that tbh.Mate I know we shouldn't judge but f***ing hell man!
how did she bring it up?
"Oh btw, I like dressing in nappies and throwing my shit against a wall"
We all have something a bit kinky, how freaky it is varies.
But then she's going "it's not sexual" at that point I'd be like "what the fuck are we doing it for then?"
"it makes me feel safe"
"Take a karate class you f***ing freak"
"It's relaxing"
"Light some candles and have a bath ffs."
The only thing I can think of more of a ball ache than a baby is an adult sized one.
He needs to be put on a register for even considering it. Bloody Omni-nonce.Mate I know we shouldn't judge but f***ing hell man!
how did she bring it up?
"Oh btw, I like dressing in nappies and throwing my shit against a wall"
What happens when she has kids?!
Some Random Guy
Striker
Omni-nonce
Some Random Guy
Striker
Mr Redknapp
Striker
PJH
Striker
Don't want bottle!
It is annoying when a WAD is led down the path of sexually degenerate behaviour. Like, not normal sexually degenerate behaviour, anyways.I think I'm just annoyed because sheiswas a wad
I stand by it.Omni-nonce
OOOSH YEAH
Striker
I’m not woke but I think it’s fine. If people want to pretend to be babies what’s it to me?
IT'S PC GONE MAD!!!!!!
B
becs
Guest
You can't expect an employer to work around your hobbies 
PtangYang kiperbang
Midfield
I own a recruitment agency, and a guy once applied for a job with us. On his cv, he listed his hobbies as “being an adult baby” and said he’d been on TV doing it Etc.
Like that’s gonna make you think - interesting! Let’s get him in for a chat!
Edit - obviously not, this one is from US
Like that’s gonna make you think - interesting! Let’s get him in for a chat!
Edit - obviously not, this one is from US
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