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[Deleted member 559]

Das Booting

A savage look into the German versions of a corrupt operating system sees Steve Gutenberg star in an epic tail of nerds, clipboards and extra RAM.

 

[mickyw]

Dieing Hard

Guttenberg stars as a man with a massive addiction to Viagra, which ultimately has disastrous consequences on his health.

 

[f.t.metro]

Greening Street

Jonathan Greening (Steve Guttenberg) accidentally moves next door to former education secretary Justine Greening, with hilarious results.

Content warning: may contain brexit references

 

[ilovehorswill]

Predatoring

Description - none given sorry, got a ban for suggesting to stamp on a pigeon so I better not

Predatoring

King Bhum (Randy Yates) proper hates curry and has made it illegal. A maverick Ferange decides to rename them Prawn Puma, Chicken Danshark and Lamb Vultureloo.

Steve Guttenburg goes for the Oscar by putting on 10 clem as the imaginative curry baron seeking out accomodating customers.

 

[Deleted member 5265]

Blinding Date.

Paul O’Grady pairs up lovelorn and lonely hopefuls who have macular degeneration.

Peter Kay’s Caring Share.

Guttenberg’s fat comedy northerner gives away not just his last rolo but all his rolos. Awww.

 

[Deleted member 6694]

Loads of these and you can just imagine the descriptions for the likes of Dogging Soldiers, Isle Of Dogging, Show Dogging, Alpha Dogging, Dogging Eat Dogging, Straw Dogging, Dogging Day Afternoon, Must Love Dogging, The Dogging Lover, Slumdogging Millionaire, Stray Dogging, Dodgeball: A True Underdogging Story

IMDB Dog Movies

 

[Deleted member 5265]

Zing Cars

Guttenberg leads in high energy 1960s Merseyside police procedural.

 

[Arkle]

Jackie Browning

Pam Grier and Steve Guttenberg in a surprisingly uneventful portrait of (it says here) the Vice President of Business and Architectural Development at American Cedar and Millwork

Oi! I did the same but made it Tarantino's first documentary. You can have Annie Halling...

 

[Deleted member 5265]

Doctoring Finlay’s Casebook.

Who’s seeking to pervert the course of justice? Guttenberg must get to the bottom of a case of complex tampering with the evidence of someone called Finlay.

 

[Arkle]

Hinge-Man and the Masters of the Doorniverse

On Earth, Norman Trowell (Steve Guttenberg) is a humble carpenter, specialising in fitting cupboards and doors but when a random electrical accident transports him to the planet of Eternia, he become Hinge-Man, the hope of the free world. With his faithful pet Hammercat and his close ally Man-At-PowerToolWorld, he must battle the evil Skeledoor (Frank Bough) and his minions.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Jackie Browning

Something of an unexpected sidestep for Tarantino as he makes a documentary about the day to day life of the eponymous Vice President of Business and Architectural Development at American Cedar and Millwork, Baltimore, Maryland.

Wow, great minds and that

 

[r@mside]

Joe Kidding

Comedy remake of the 70s western sees Clint Eastwood playing practical jokes on Mexican bandits.

Ferris Bueller's Day Offing

Ferris Bueller has an uncanny skill at cutting class and getting away with. Intending one last duck out before graduation, Ferris calls in sick, borrows a Kalashnikov rifle and embarks on a killing spree.

 

[Hue Jorgan]

Dogging the bounty hunter

 

[Deleted member 5265]

Going for Golding.

Guttenberg as suave Irish daytime TV presenter working out his loathing of Lord of the Flies by assaulting its author.

 

[houst69]

Black Hawk Downing

The story of Stewart Downing and the search for his black hawk. Stewart (Guttenburg) searches high and low in southbank for his pet Black Hawk, will they be reunited?

 

[Pants]

Black Hawking Down

An up-and-coming physicist tries to promote minorities working in science. When he smashes his own legs to get a wheelchair and gets blacked up, an unlikely alliance of left and right wing groups unite to kick the shit out of him.

 

[RossTheNinja]

Uncle Bucking

A BBC special....

 

[SuperGerryHarrison]

Lord of the Ringing

Steve Gutteburg stars in heartwarming comeback tale of ones mans rise from redundancy to becoming Managing Director of a call centre.

 

[Keawyeds]

A lot of SEB going on here people. Points being docked left, right and centre

"Spider-Manning" (yes I know I added an n but for spelling purposes it needed to be right)

Probably best you don't urban dictionary that at work.

 

[Deleted member 25315]

My Left Footing
( Based on true events) Neil Lennon recounts an horrifically, violent and cowardly attack by the then England and Newcastle Captain Alan Shearer, which very nearly decapitated him.