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While You Were Sleeping Around

A train driver (Steve Guttenberg) plots and carries out a grisly revenge against his unfaithful ticket-collector girlfriend (Sandra Bullock). At Christmas.
 

Keawyeds

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Whee mentioned festive like.

They died wool with their boots on. ;)
I mentioned festive FFS!
Also, dyed, you lemon!

Miracle on 34th Street Fighter
Steve Guttenburg stars as Guile. An ex marine, who against all odds wants to become Santa Clause.
Sadly it ends with him smashing up a few cars and getting pissed with Blanka, ably played by Joan Collins.
 

PJH

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Hobbit Elf

Basically Elf, but Martin Freeman playing Buddy the elf in his Hobbit getup. It'd be a shit movie, but make hundreds of millions at the box office.

It's a Wonderful Life Sentance

A bittersweet film about a man serving a life sentance who ends up thinking about killing himself before an angel (played by SMB favourite Steve Guttenberg) talks him out of it, and he goes back to his cell with big bubba on Christmas day happy to receive his gift.
 
I mentioned festive FFS!
Also, dyed, you lemon!

Miracle on 34th Street Fighter
Steve Guttenburg stars as Guile. An ex marine, who against all odds wants to become Santa Clause.
Sadly it ends with him smashing up a few cars and getting pissed with Blanka, ably played by Joan Collins.
The film is died, the game is adding a word not changing.

The Longest Christmas Day. :D
 
System Gremlins

Steve Guttenberg plays an IT engineer forced to work 16 hour days over the Christmas period, though what appears to be a database error turn out to be much more hilarious. Also starring Joe Pasquale and that midget from the Harry Potter films.[DOUBLEPOST=1386616165][/DOUBLEPOST]Care Home Alone

Steve Guttenberg flexes his acting muscle here as he plays an octogenarian in a nursing home, abandoned by his family and ignored by nurses through Christmas Day. Also starring Ludacris as Nurse Deadman.
 
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Pete

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Lenny Lawrence of Arabia

The former boro manager accepts a dream offer to manage Mecca United.......with hilarious consequences
 

Pete

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Merry Christmas Mr Lenny Lawrence

The ex boro manager accepts a dream job to manage a japanese pow camp team.....with hilarious consequences
 
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