Accusing pets of being SMB members

[Napoleon Dynamite]

What the fuck

 

[tunstall birdman]

My dog is an absolute f***ing gonk.

That’s why he’s named after @Jacka

Having a little bastard, snapping around your ankles eh. Does your dog do this anarl?

 

[Kevj]

My dog is an absolute f***ing gonk.

That’s why he’s named after @Jacka

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That’s him.

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

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That’s him.

Dog doesn’t have a moncler coat on

 

[Yer da claims JSA]

Dog doesn’t have a moncler coat on

Dog also isn’t sending me videos of it’s kids

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

Dog also isn’t sending me videos of it’s kids

 

[Deleted member 40035]

My cat has just been a completely pretentious, self important twat and I've said to her "You're such a diva, such a Holy Roman Emperor, such a @muggboots". Does anyone else find themselves doing this kind of thing? Note: she's now relaxing on my knee, having her chin tickled, something @muggboots will never experience, unless he pays.

Yes but the other way round I often see the words Nice One (last week in a garage) or someone will say to me Nice One Marra and I will get a bit paranoid.

 

[socrates]

My dog is an absolute f***ing gonk.

That’s why he’s named after @Jacka

my latest dog is a tiny ginger cocker spaniel and ive called him Gimli

 

[tunstall birdman]

What the fuck

You like surreal but even this is beyond you understanding, say something eh?

 

[muggboots]

My cat has just been a completely pretentious, self important twat and I've said to her "You're such a diva, such a Holy Roman Emperor, such a @muggboots". Does anyone else find themselves doing this kind of thing? Note: she's now relaxing on my knee, having her chin tickled, something @muggboots will never experience, unless he pays.

Jumped up feline arsehole, I'll twat the furry fuckwit for having delusions of grandeur.

 

[PhilSAFC]

Is he beige in your fantasies?

His bot is

 

[tunstall birdman]

Jumped up feline arsehole, I'll twat the furry fuckwit for having delusions of grandeur.

You've had a few pigs in your time!

 

[muggboots]

His bot is

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You've had a few pigs in your time!

You're not wrong.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Is it just me or do pets help you sleep?

 

[tunstall birdman]

Is it just me or do pets help you sleep?

I alwa

Is it just me or do pets help you sleep?

I always went to kip quicker after having a hairy rat resting on my face, so you could be right?

 

[Deleted member 40035]

I alwa

I always went to kip quicker after having a hairy rat resting on my face, so you could be right?

you still have 3 minutes to edit your message marra

 

[tunstall birdman]

you still have 3 minutes to edit your message marra

 

[Arkle]

Jumped up feline arsehole, I'll twat the furry fuckwit for having delusions of grandeur.

She's waiting for you (admittedly on my knee which might get a bit odd if you join her). She's said the words "Simian Mrs Brown" once or twice.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

The fact that I'm not high and still find this thread funny is a sure sign that I spend way too much time on this message board.

 

[tunstall birdman]

She's waiting for you (admittedly on my knee which might get a bit odd if you join her). She's said the words "Simian Mrs Brown" once or twice.