Accusing pets of being SMB members


My cat has just been a completely pretentious, self important twat and I've said to her "You're such a diva, such a Holy Roman Emperor, such a @muggboots". Does anyone else find themselves doing this kind of thing? Note: she's now relaxing on my knee, having her chin tickled, something @muggboots will never experience, unless he pays.
Put the drink down and go to bed you Utter loon