Accusing pets of being SMB members

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Arkle, Jun 14, 2019.

  1. Arkle

    Arkle Striker Contributor

    My cat has just been a completely pretentious, self important twat and I've said to her "You're such a diva, such a Holy Roman Emperor, such a @muggboots". Does anyone else find themselves doing this kind of thing? Note: she's now relaxing on my knee, having her chin tickled, something @muggboots will never experience, unless he pays.
     
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  3. Lambchops

    Lambchops Striker

    Put the drink down and go to bed you Utter loon
     
  4. the boot

    the boot Midfield

    You’ve just made a right @Arkle of yourself mate.
     
  5. I always call my dog @MonkeyLove when I'm in the shower with him
     
  6. Are you this frog?

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  7. Arkle

    Arkle Striker Contributor

    I thought you had two dogs?

    Is he beige in your fantasies?

    :eek::eek::eek:
     
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  8. Doberman

    Doberman Striker

    can't say I've ever called anyone or anything by the name of someone who posts on here.
     
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  9. Arkle

    Arkle Striker Contributor

    Only if you do first.
     
  10. oROSSo

    oROSSo Striker Staff Member

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  11. jackynutmeg

    jackynutmeg Winger

    I call my dog a bellend all the time.
     
  12. Lambchops

    Lambchops Striker

    I'll hoy my leather stuff on for when you come up x
     
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  13. :lol:
     
  14. What about when you are in the shower with your dog?
     
  15. Arkle

    Arkle Striker Contributor

    The bedroom is in the basement, as you know...
     
  16. Longy

    Longy Striker

    This is really weird
     
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  17. I do, but I don't take two dogs into the shower. That would be weird.
     
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  18. Lambchops

    Lambchops Striker

    Oh the special one tonight, I'll check the restraints and ky supply
     
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  19. Drop an acid tab and it will make sense.;)
     
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  20. Yer da claims JSA

    Yer da claims JSA Full Back

    My dog is an absolute fucking gimp.

    That’s why he’s named after @Jacka
     
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