"Abandon Ship"

Kids first.
Then every man fer himself cos women wanted equal rights.

Leave the mags on board wi the rats.
 


Now here is an interesting associated fact .....
The artist (Hemy) who painted the git big picture of the Lads playing Villa that's in the lobby of the SoL was better known for his painting of the "Wreck of the Birkenhead" which was sub-titled "Women and Children First".

HMS Birkenhead a troop ship sunk off South Africa in 1852 . The order "women and children first " (the Birkenhead drill) was apparently first used then .The women and children were saved but most of the men fell victim to the shark infested waters.
 
Children first. Then a free for all.

Women can thank their bra burning sisters for the fact they are going to drown with us blokes
 
With all the new or recent sexual classificaions and identities, in what order would the lifeboats be filled ?

I was talking to me dar about this last week after the match

I’m not sexist in any way but suppose the titanic filled up all the lifeboats with women and children and had nee gadgies got on

Who the hell was going to row? There’d be fights and allsorts when the boats all spin around and capsize
 

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