"Abandon Ship"

b1gals · Mar 22, 2019

With all the new or recent sexual classificaions and identities, in what order would the lifeboats be filled ?

__howdy__ · Mar 22, 2019

Grow up.

heroesof73 · Mar 22, 2019

Fat fuckas last

The Exile · Mar 22, 2019

Women and children first. Anyone who asks whether you've just assumed their gender is relieved of their life jacket and deposited over the side.

Dave Herbal · Mar 22, 2019

Well based on my offshore survival training, course, I’d be last cos I couldn’t get in the fucker.

Pseudonym Number 1 · Mar 22, 2019

It's usually men who survive.

wigwams · Mar 22, 2019

b1gals said:
With all the new or recent sexual classificaions and identities, in what order would the lifeboats be filled ?

Gender you mean. It'll be women and children.

yorkyexile · Mar 22, 2019

b1gals said:
With all the new or recent sexual classificaions and identities, in what order would the lifeboats be filled ?

As long as pugwesh from Wolsie ain't driving I'm not fussed

Smartin · Mar 22, 2019

Take care of your own safety first before helping others, stick with that.

Leon Solent · Mar 22, 2019

"Stand aside you cowardly women and children. Officers first!".

Summer Bee · Mar 22, 2019

b1gals said:
With all the new or recent sexual classificaions and identities, in what order would the lifeboats be filled ?

You last

Ludwig · Mar 22, 2019

Dave Herbal said:
Well based on my offshore survival training, course, I’d be last cos I couldn’t get in the fucker.

Abu Dhabi Red and White · Mar 22, 2019

First ones are those who are best at blowing in case the lifeboat (if it's of the raft type) loses air...

OOOSH YEAH · Mar 22, 2019

Someone has been watching Bill Burr

Deleted member 40035 · Mar 22, 2019

Can I have my penis chopped off and sewn to my forehead then Identify as a dickhead.

Slow joe · Mar 22, 2019

Women and children first
Men next
Anyone left over is going down with the ship.

Pseudonym Number 1 · Mar 22, 2019

niceonemarra said:
Can I have my penis chopped off and sewn to my forehead then Identify as a dickhead.

No need for that marra...

super noodles · Mar 22, 2019

I'd hope evacuation procedures had improved enough that everyone could quickly get on a lifeboat

knarfw · Mar 22, 2019

Same as always, women and children first, I'm sure those that are undecided will make their minds up pretty quickly.

John Steed · Mar 22, 2019

Pseudonym Number 1 said:
No need for that marra...

Are you saying what I think you're saying?