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Harry Lime
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The following is based on a true story.......
Once apon a time on an island far far away, the King decided to gather the best of the islands warriors together in order to challange the rest of the civilised world to a good old battle.
Every village in the Kings realm had it's own little band of warriors, and these warriors were made up out of those that were good at chucking rocks, and those that were good at defending against the rocks that were chucked back.
The warriors the King gathered were the best of the best and proved themselves worthy of the riches and adoration the islands people bestowed apon them, but, as time went on some of the older warriors grew weary, the King decided to send them back to their villages to see out their rock chucking with their family and friends.
One such rock chucker was the best the known world had seen for a time, and he was much coverted by all. He would be a fantastic addition to any village who could provide him with the riches he deserved.
There were many of the islands villages who could offer him more than his home village, many were offering him 4 virgins a year for the next 3 years if he went and chucked rocks for them, and anyone who knew his home village would know that finding 4 virgins a year was unheard of....
However, his home village came up with a cunning plan to get him back to chucking rocks for them, how about if they gave him 3 virgins a year for 4 years and a big feast at the end of it, where any spare virgins (ha, some hope) could offer themselves to him if they so felt.
Well, that plan was acceptable to all parties, even though it meant some of the other warriors would only end up with sloppy seconds while the returning warrior got the cream of the regions maidens.
Alas, things didn't work out as planned and the mighty warrior proved not so mighty any more, but his virgins were still provided much to the disproval of the other warriors, and also the villages who worked hard to provide virgins in a region where virgins were becoming more scarce by the day.
The village, meanwhile couldn't attract any new warriors because it's supply of virgins was all but used up and the King had a strict limit on how many virgins could be supplied by one village, so in affect the village was stumped both ways. not enough virgins and couldn't offer them even if they had them.
All the while this was going on, the King, was throwing virgins at mercanaries who came to our island because our virgins were easy pickings (hence the scarcity of them), and the only thing the foreign rock chuckers and rock defenders had to do was live on the island during one season of X factor and they had it made.
So they you have it, the story of a mighty rock chucker and his many virgins, virgins which the poor villagers have worked all their lives to provide. Some of these poor villagers will never have one virgin in their lifetime, never mind 3 a year for 4 years, but, such is the way when it comes to chucking rocks.
Once apon a time on an island far far away, the King decided to gather the best of the islands warriors together in order to challange the rest of the civilised world to a good old battle.
Every village in the Kings realm had it's own little band of warriors, and these warriors were made up out of those that were good at chucking rocks, and those that were good at defending against the rocks that were chucked back.
The warriors the King gathered were the best of the best and proved themselves worthy of the riches and adoration the islands people bestowed apon them, but, as time went on some of the older warriors grew weary, the King decided to send them back to their villages to see out their rock chucking with their family and friends.
One such rock chucker was the best the known world had seen for a time, and he was much coverted by all. He would be a fantastic addition to any village who could provide him with the riches he deserved.
There were many of the islands villages who could offer him more than his home village, many were offering him 4 virgins a year for the next 3 years if he went and chucked rocks for them, and anyone who knew his home village would know that finding 4 virgins a year was unheard of....
However, his home village came up with a cunning plan to get him back to chucking rocks for them, how about if they gave him 3 virgins a year for 4 years and a big feast at the end of it, where any spare virgins (ha, some hope) could offer themselves to him if they so felt.
Well, that plan was acceptable to all parties, even though it meant some of the other warriors would only end up with sloppy seconds while the returning warrior got the cream of the regions maidens.
Alas, things didn't work out as planned and the mighty warrior proved not so mighty any more, but his virgins were still provided much to the disproval of the other warriors, and also the villages who worked hard to provide virgins in a region where virgins were becoming more scarce by the day.
The village, meanwhile couldn't attract any new warriors because it's supply of virgins was all but used up and the King had a strict limit on how many virgins could be supplied by one village, so in affect the village was stumped both ways. not enough virgins and couldn't offer them even if they had them.
All the while this was going on, the King, was throwing virgins at mercanaries who came to our island because our virgins were easy pickings (hence the scarcity of them), and the only thing the foreign rock chuckers and rock defenders had to do was live on the island during one season of X factor and they had it made.
So they you have it, the story of a mighty rock chucker and his many virgins, virgins which the poor villagers have worked all their lives to provide. Some of these poor villagers will never have one virgin in their lifetime, never mind 3 a year for 4 years, but, such is the way when it comes to chucking rocks.
