A villains XI

MANAGER

- Auric Goldfinger
- Dirty Den (assistant)

DEFENSE

- Joe Exotic (RB)
- OJ Simpson (CB)
- Jaws (CB)
- Ben Johnson (LB)

MIDFIELD

- Billy Joe Saunders (RW)
- Professor Moriarty (CM)
- Joey Barton (CM)
- Lee Harvey Oswald (LW)

STRIKERS

- EL Chapo (false 9)
- Stan Collymore (Striker)

KIT MEN

- Harold Shipman
- ODD JOB
 
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RJs shoes said:
1 Vlad the Impaler
2 Harold Shipman
3 Ronnie Kray
4 Dr Crippen
5 Fred West
6 Rolf Harris
7John Christie
8 Joe Stalin
9 Jack the Ripper
11 Peter Sutcliffe
Subs
12 Charlie Peace
13 Mary Ann Cotton
14 Michael Kenyon
15 Ted Bundy

Joey Barton - manager
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Jimmy saville surely?
PeteFTM said:
1. Joe Exotic
2. Kony
3. Dr. Evil
4. Sadam Hussein
5. Mao Zedong
6. Genghis Khan
7. Osama Bin Laden
8. Jeremy Corbyn
9. Adolf Hitler
10. Julius Caesar
11. The Catholic Church
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What about that bitch Carole baskin
 
RJs shoes said:
1 Vlad the Impaler
2 Harold Shipman
3 Ronnie Kray
4 Dr Crippen
5 Fred West
6 Rolf Harris
7John Christie
8 Joe Stalin
9 Jack the Ripper
11 Peter Sutcliffe
Subs
12 Charlie Peace
13 Mary Ann Cotton
14 Michael Kenyon
15 Ted Bundy

Joey Barton - manager
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Jimmy Saville for Rolf Harris I would think
 
Methusalah said:
Not Aston Villa ( sorry Cridge ) but opposition players who achieved some kind of infamy among us. No doubt you have some 'nasties' of your own,but here's mine.
Goalkeeper Joe Hart for swearing at the ballboy and being a total arse when we played Man City under BSA.
Back four Ben Thatcher for his vicious assault on Nicky Summerbee
Stephen Taylor for being Stephen Taylor
Patrick Bauer for that last gasp goal at Wembley
Tony Mowbray for being a Smog and for never having a fair word to say about us
Midfield Joey Barton for being an ex-Mag and a total dipstick
Robbie Savage for being equally annoying as player and pundit
Bobby Collins for breaking Bobby Kerr's leg
Forwards David Speedie for being horrible, but getting sorted by (cough) Benno
Neil Shipperley for the foul (not given) on Poom in 2004 play-offs
Craig Bellamy for being a Mag, but also capable of causing an argument in an empty room
Substitutes Tim Cahill, Tony Cascarino and Clive Mendonca for scoring every time they played against us
Manager Jimmy Hill of eternal infamy
Referee A tough one this, but Kevin Friend with Andre Marriner and Lee Probert as assistants
Forth Official Ken Stokes ( ask yer grandad about 1967)
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Could possibly include a strike force of Bent & Grabban though. Both scored against you when you went down last time.
 
Methusalah said:
Not Aston Villa ( sorry Cridge ) but opposition players who achieved some kind of infamy among us. No doubt you have some 'nasties' of your own,but here's mine.
Goalkeeper Joe Hart for swearing at the ballboy and being a total arse when we played Man City under BSA.
Back four Ben Thatcher for his vicious assault on Nicky Summerbee
Stephen Taylor for being Stephen Taylor
Patrick Bauer for that last gasp goal at Wembley
Tony Mowbray for being a Smog and for never having a fair word to say about us
Midfield Joey Barton for being an ex-Mag and a total dipstick
Robbie Savage for being equally annoying as player and pundit
Bobby Collins for breaking Bobby Kerr's leg
Forwards David Speedie for being horrible, but getting sorted by (cough) Benno
Neil Shipperley for the foul (not given) on Poom in 2004 play-offs
Craig Bellamy for being a Mag, but also capable of causing an argument in an empty room
Substitutes Tim Cahill, Tony Cascarino and Clive Mendonca for scoring every time they played against us
Manager Jimmy Hill of eternal infamy
Referee A tough one this, but Kevin Friend with Andre Marriner and Lee Probert as assistants
Forth Official Ken Stokes ( ask yer grandad about 1967)
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Paul danson as a 5th official if there's such a thing... the bloke who assess the ref from the stand
 
aukq said:
MANAGER

- Auric Goldfinger
- Dirty Den (assistant)

DEFENSE

- Joe Exotic (RB)
- OJ Simpson (CB)
- Jaws (CB)
- Ben Johnson (LB)

MIDFIELD

- Billy Joe Saunders (RW)
- Professor Moriarty (CM)
- Joey Barton (CM)
- Lee Harvey Oswald (LW)

STRIKERS

- EL Chapo (false 9)
- Stan Collymore (Striker)

KIT MEN

- Harold Shipman
- ODD JOB
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Throw in Mister Mxyzptlk and I’m in agreement
 
RJs shoes said:
1 Vlad the Impaler
2 Harold Shipman
3 Ronnie Kray
4 Dr Crippen
5 Fred West
6 Rolf Harris
7John Christie
8 Joe Stalin
9 Jack the Ripper
11 Peter Sutcliffe
Subs
12 Charlie Peace
13 Mary Ann Cotton
14 Michael Kenyon
15 Ted Bundy

Joey Barton - manager
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Can’t believe Peter Tobin didn’t make the squad mate.
 
Methusalah said:
Not Aston Villa ( sorry Cridge ) but opposition players who achieved some kind of infamy among us. No doubt you have some 'nasties' of your own,but here's mine.
Goalkeeper Joe Hart for swearing at the ballboy and being a total arse when we played Man City under BSA.
Back four Ben Thatcher for his vicious assault on Nicky Summerbee
Stephen Taylor for being Stephen Taylor
Patrick Bauer for that last gasp goal at Wembley
Tony Mowbray for being a Smog and for never having a fair word to say about us
Midfield Joey Barton for being an ex-Mag and a total dipstick
Robbie Savage for being equally annoying as player and pundit
Bobby Collins for breaking Bobby Kerr's leg
Forwards David Speedie for being horrible, but getting sorted by (cough) Benno
Neil Shipperley for the foul (not given) on Poom in 2004 play-offs
Craig Bellamy for being a Mag, but also capable of causing an argument in an empty room
Substitutes Tim Cahill, Tony Cascarino and Clive Mendonca for scoring every time they played against us
Manager Jimmy Hill of eternal infamy
Referee A tough one this, but Kevin Friend with Andre Marriner and Lee Probert as assistants
Forth Official Ken Stokes ( ask yer grandad about 1967)
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Aye, Ken Stokes, the referee in the Sunderland v Leeds FA Cup 2nd replay at Boothferry Park. He allowed a blatant offside winner for Leeds ( by one of the Greenhoff brothers?) George Mulhall and George Herd sent off with a mini pitch invasion led by a bloke in a purple jacket, swinging a haversack round his head. Tell the kids nowadays they wouldn't believe you. I was due back at school after being suspended for doing the first replay at Leeds and missing an A Level mock exam and got suspended again, some grasses in my class! As a naive 17 year old it was the first time that I wondered if football might not be totally straight. Years later when the stories came out about the management style of Don 'Readies' that was the game that came to mind
 
Unintended consequences indeed. I'm pleased people have had some fun with 'villains' but it was as the first post made clear (or not) about players,refs etc. who have form with SAFC. Glad someone else thanks Raggy Lad, remembers the travesty of the third game v Leeds at Hull. I will never forget the match in which we certainly did not deserve to be beaten in that fashion.
 

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