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Not Aston Villa ( sorry Cridge ) but opposition players who achieved some kind of infamy among us. No doubt you have some 'nasties' of your own,but here's mine.
Goalkeeper Joe Hart for swearing at the ballboy and being a total arse when we played Man City under BSA.
Back four Ben Thatcher for his vicious assault on Nicky Summerbee
Stephen Taylor for being Stephen Taylor
Patrick Bauer for that last gasp goal at Wembley
Tony Mowbray for being a Smog and for never having a fair word to say about us
Midfield Joey Barton for being an ex-Mag and a total dipstick
Robbie Savage for being equally annoying as player and pundit
Bobby Collins for breaking Bobby Kerr's leg
Forwards David Speedie for being horrible, but getting sorted by (cough) Benno
Neil Shipperley for the foul (not given) on Poom in 2004 play-offs
Craig Bellamy for being a Mag, but also capable of causing an argument in an empty room
Substitutes Tim Cahill, Tony Cascarino and Clive Mendonca for scoring every time they played against us
Manager Jimmy Hill of eternal infamy
Referee A tough one this, but Kevin Friend with Andre Marriner and Lee Probert as assistants
Forth Official Ken Stokes ( ask yer grandad about 1967)
 


The Devil/Satan
Alan Rickman - Hans Gruber
Professor Moriarti - Conan Doyle
Anthony Perkins - Norman Bates
Alan Rickman - Sheriff
William Dennis Hunt - Emperor Wang the Perverted - Flesh Goedon
Lago - Shakespeare
Kathy Bates - Annie Wilkes
Anthony Hopkins - Hannibal Lecter.

And David Speedie
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...and Clancy Brown - Kurgan
And Judas...obviously
 
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1. Joe Exotic
2. Kony
3. Dr. Evil
4. Sadam Hussein
5. Mao Zedong
6. Genghis Khan
7. Osama Bin Laden
8. Jeremy Corbyn
9. Adolf Hitler
10. Julius Caesar
11. The Catholic Church
 
Surely Duncan Ferguson has to be in there for that headbutt also Cantona for the Kung Fu kick?
Terry for the crap with selling tours to the Chelsea facilities?

Gerard for his misdemeanours off the pitch? Keane for them mainly no the pitch (Haaland)?

Manager - allardyce for the bungs?
 
1) Sauron
2) Thanos
3) Steven Taylor
4) Joker
5) Heinrich Himmler
6) Pinochet
7) Saruman
8) Green Goblin
9) Richard Hillman
10) Amin
11) Dr Robotnik
 
Methusalah said:
Not Aston Villa ( sorry Cridge ) but opposition players who achieved some kind of infamy among us. No doubt you have some 'nasties' of your own,but here's mine.
Goalkeeper Joe Hart for swearing at the ballboy and being a total arse when we played Man City under BSA.
Back four Ben Thatcher for his vicious assault on Nicky Summerbee
Stephen Taylor for being Stephen Taylor
Patrick Bauer for that last gasp goal at Wembley
Tony Mowbray for being a Smog and for never having a fair word to say about us
Midfield Joey Barton for being an ex-Mag and a total dipstick
Robbie Savage for being equally annoying as player and pundit
Bobby Collins for breaking Bobby Kerr's leg
Forwards David Speedie for being horrible, but getting sorted by (cough) Benno
Neil Shipperley for the foul (not given) on Poom in 2004 play-offs
Craig Bellamy for being a Mag, but also capable of causing an argument in an empty room
Substitutes Tim Cahill, Tony Cascarino and Clive Mendonca for scoring every time they played against us
Manager Jimmy Hill of eternal infamy
Referee A tough one this, but Kevin Friend with Andre Marriner and Lee Probert as assistants
Forth Official Ken Stokes ( ask yer grandad about 1967)
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Any villains 11 has to have that German twat in goal, the one that took out the French lad in 82. Harold....... ??? Arrogant arrogant bastard.
Osklen said:
Surely Duncan Ferguson has to be in there for that headbutt also Cantona for the Kung Fu kick?
Terry for the crap with selling tours to the Chelsea facilities?

Gerard for his misdemeanours off the pitch? Keane for them mainly no the pitch (Haaland)?

Manager - allardyce for the bungs?
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Gerrard off the pitch misdemeanours... eh ?
 
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Methusalah said:
Not Aston Villa ( sorry Cridge ) but opposition players who achieved some kind of infamy among us. No doubt you have some 'nasties' of your own,but here's mine.
Goalkeeper Joe Hart for swearing at the ballboy and being a total arse when we played Man City under BSA.
Back four Ben Thatcher for his vicious assault on Nicky Summerbee
Stephen Taylor for being Stephen Taylor
Patrick Bauer for that last gasp goal at Wembley
Tony Mowbray for being a Smog and for never having a fair word to say about us
Midfield Joey Barton for being an ex-Mag and a total dipstick
Robbie Savage for being equally annoying as player and pundit
Bobby Collins for breaking Bobby Kerr's leg
Forwards David Speedie for being horrible, but getting sorted by (cough) Benno
Neil Shipperley for the foul (not given) on Poom in 2004 play-offs
Craig Bellamy for being a Mag, but also capable of causing an argument in an empty room
Substitutes Tim Cahill, Tony Cascarino and Clive Mendonca for scoring every time they played against us
Manager Jimmy Hill of eternal infamy
Referee A tough one this, but Kevin Friend with Andre Marriner and Lee Probert as assistants
Forth Official Ken Stokes ( ask yer grandad about 1967)
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Good choices...who would be the manager? Don Revie?
Also Collins is in a class of his own for what he also did to Willie Mc Pheat.
Luna17 said:
Any villains 11 has to have that German twat in goal, the one that took out the French lad in 82. Harold....... ??? Arrogant arrogant bastard.


Gerrard off the pitch misdemeanours... eh ?
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Yes, Schumacher, appalling assault on Battiston.
 
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spiritofcharlie said:
Good choices...who would be the manager? Don Revie?
Also Collins is in a class of his own for what he also did to Willie Mc Pheat.


Yes, Schumacher, appalling assault on Battiston.
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That's the fella. Looked like a porn star (so I'm told;)) with his dodgy tach. Standing there with his arm raised when he saved the penna looking arrogant as ####. Horrible twat.
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1 Vlad the Impaler
2 Harold Shipman
3 Ronnie Kray
4 Dr Crippen
5 Fred West
6 Rolf Harris
7John Christie
8 Joe Stalin
9 Jack the Ripper
11 Peter Sutcliffe
Subs
12 Charlie Peace
13 Mary Ann Cotton
14 Michael Kenyon
15 Ted Bundy

Joey Barton - manager
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Was in Bucharest last December and joined one of those free walking tours where you tip at the end.
Great city and superb tour Inc being told what Vlad the Impaler actually did to his victims. Almost fecking razzed. There's straightforward impaling, and there's Vlad impaling. Horrendous stuff, absolutely vomit inducing.
 
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Luna17 said:
Any villains 11 has to have that German twat in goal, the one that took out the French lad in 82. Harold....... ??? Arrogant arrogant bastard.


Gerrard off the pitch misdemeanours... eh ?
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It’s not that bad to be honest but he was arrested and charged for assaulting someone (albeit he got off with it) also apparently has links to Liverpool gangsters...

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spiritofcharlie said:
Good choices...who would be the manager? Don Revie?
Also Collins is in a class of his own for what he also did to Willie Mc Pheat.


Yes, Schumacher, appalling assault on Battiston.
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You are right about Collins. I was getting mixed up. Think it was Norman Hunter who broke Kerr's leg. Not one of his nasty tackles however
 
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1 Vlad the Impaler
2 Harold Shipman
3 Ronnie Kray
4 Dr Crippen
5 Fred West
6 Rolf Harris
7John Christie
8 Joe Stalin
9 Jack the Ripper
11 Peter Sutcliffe
Subs
12 Charlie Peace
13 Mary Ann Cotton
14 Michael Kenyon
15 Ted Bundy

Joey Barton - manager
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Nee place for Denis Nielson. His family will be really disappointed with that.
 
RJs shoes said:
1 Vlad the Impaler
2 Harold Shipman
3 Ronnie Kray
4 Dr Crippen
5 Fred West
6 Rolf Harris
7John Christie
8 Joe Stalin
9 Jack the Ripper
11 Peter Sutcliffe
Subs
12 Charlie Peace
13 Mary Ann Cotton
14 Michael Kenyon
15 Ted Bundy

Joey Barton - manager
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Shipman a canny addition at full back, a real injection of pace down the wing
 

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