A True Story

A true army story: Nodge Porter was the co's batman. One Saturday morning Nodge had been for a haircut. On his way back to camp he met the co who had been playing golf. The co gave Nodge his golf clubs to take back to his office. So off Nodge went with the co's golf clubs over his shoulder.
When he got to the camp gates the R.S.M.was just coming out. He said, "morning Porter, been playing golf?" Nodge said " no sir, I've been for a haircut". The R.S.M.
charged him for insubordination.
 


A true army story: Nodge Porter was the co's batman. One Saturday morning Nodge had been for a haircut. On his way back to camp he met the co who had been playing golf. The co gave Nodge his golf clubs to take back to his office. So off Nodge went with the co's golf clubs over his shoulder.
When he got to the camp gates the R.S.M.was just coming out. He said, "morning Porter, been playing golf?" Nodge said " no sir, I've been for a haircut". The R.S.M.
charged him for insubordination.
That's not insubordination.
 
He's nee Burb or Space hopper, but theres a place for BD6 on this forum. At least he doesn't (afaik) scour the board searching for posters who have missed an apostrophe, or typed "There instead of Their" and then pointing it out to the whole forum. Sad bastards.
 

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