A seemingly simple thing that is almost impossible...

[roker beach]

Brushing your teeth with the hand you never use.

 

[Harry Gates]

Taking those little foil seals off tubes of stuff like skincare and toothpaste, especially when they're pressed right into the threads for the lid.

I had one to remove on a tube of woodfiller this afternoon, took longer than the woodfilling.

 

[CatRyan]

Taking those little foil seals off tubes of stuff like skincare and toothpaste, especially when they're pressed right into the threads for the lid.

Tell you what's worse... when you pull the foil off but it doesn't pull the stupid plastic seal off with it so you have to pierce it anyway

 

[Big Duke Six]

Peeling back the seal on a new bottle of Heinze Ketchup.

 

[Thewper1]

Driving when there’s a copper car behind you

 

[yamar1]

.....walking through the metal detector thing at the airport as you would ordinarily walk. Once you make the effort to walk 'normally' you look like the worst actor ever. What should I do with my arms? Should I do very slight casual swagger? Beep beep beep.

Any other examples?

It comes naturally, although I do get sick of going through it 15 times a day when we do jobs there. Composite safety boots are a godsend.

 

[PinzaC55]

Not pissing on the toilet seat

Lift it up.

 

[CatOnKeyboard]

Opening some of those packets that you get stuff like slices of meat in. They're meant to be peelable, but fkn aren't!

 

[The King of Um]

Walking like a normal person who hasn't been criming, honest, when walking past police.

Talking to someone without ever looking at that big wart on their forehead JESUS IT'S ENORMOUS AND IT IS ALSO HAIRY.

 

[Harry Gates]

Lift it up.

You'd piss on the cistern then tho'

 

[safcforver]

Have a clean shite when there’s only one square of bog roll left

 

[Frankel]

Getting the usb lead in the right way first time

 

[Seaham Towny]

Brushing your teeth with the hand you never use.

I can do this one.

Years of practice, gained from having a piss with the other hand at the same time

 

[BiffaBeercan]

Walking past the customs officers to go through the green channel in the airport without looking guilty as fck

 

[becs]

I had one to remove on a tube of woodfiller this afternoon, took longer than the woodfilling.

There's those ones on the tubes of sealant for mastic guns that are supposed to just slice off with a Stanley knife, but you end up hacking at it instead.