A question to lay-z-spa owners on here?

[Jasper]

Do you take them down and store them indoors over winter?

Ive took the pump in as it errors at 4 degrees, but do you empty them and deflate, or they okay to leave empty but up over winter?

And yes, i know its a sex pond, swingers pool etc etc etc before anyone starts.

Sex pond

sex pond sex pond you’re my sex pond

 

[natinnam]

Set it all up inside the house. #swingers365

 

[ravydavygravy]

Jellyfish aaal owa. Eurgh

 

[TheWanderer]

f***ing lay-z-spa man

Just because you cant fit one in your east end bedsit, there’s no need to be bitter and take the piss!

He's needing it clean for his gravy boat in a couple of weeks like.

I f***ing hate you!!!

 

[ShoutyBearHead]

Sex pond

sex pond sex pond you’re my sex pond

I’ve been singing it to the tune of Love Shack all this time - my mistake!

 

[Keawyeds]

I'd have thought winter would be a great time for a jacuzzi. Freezing outside but toasty in the water.

I can confirm this having been in hot tub outside while it is snowing.
The level of decadence is quite staggering

 

[GingerNick]

I can confirm this having been in hot tub outside while it is snowing.
The level of decadence is quite staggering

yeah but thats a real hot tub

this is a big blow up paddling pool with a recirculating pump

 

[Keawyeds]

yeah but thats a real hot tub

this is a big blow up paddling pool with a recirculating pump

Ah. Yeah that's not the same.

 

[Cyrus]

"Sex toilet" from Friday night dinner

 

[Baloo]

Do you take them down and store them indoors over winter?

Ive took the pump in as it errors at 4 degrees, but do you empty them and deflate, or they okay to leave empty but up over winter?

And yes, i know its a sex pond, swingers pool etc etc etc before anyone starts.

Does your lass sell tickets for people to come round and watch you in it?

“Come see the Shimu of the North in his natural habitat”.

 

[SAFC2403]

Dirty Kinky Sex Ponds

Canny name for a band

 

[TheWanderer]

Does your lass sell tickets for people to come round and watch you in it?

“Come see the Shimu of the North in his natural habitat”.

Jealousy!

yeah but thats a real hot tub

this is a big blow up paddling pool with a recirculating pump

£400 or £5000!

Paddling pool all day long!

 

[Yankee Mackem]

How popular are these nonce-tubs?

 

[TheWanderer]

How popular are these nonce-tubs?

I’d take swinger, but f***ing nonce!!!

 

[Red]

Do you take them down and store them indoors over winter?

Ive took the pump in as it errors at 4 degrees, but do you empty them and deflate, or they okay to leave empty but up over winter?

And yes, i know its a sex pond, swingers pool etc etc etc before anyone starts.

Deflate it and put it in the garage. Make sure its bone dry though after you've cleaned it.

 

[wigwams]

Still laughing at sex pond

 

[TheWanderer]

Still laughing at sex pond

They’ll be in the sale now! Get one now for a summer of fun!

 

[muggboots]

They’ll be in the sale now! Get one now for a summer of fun!

It'll get stuck round your kite like an inflatable hoola hoop.

 

[PhilSAFC]

The op is the laziest man alive

 

[TheWanderer]

The op is the laziest man alive

You’ve been talking to the wife haven’t you?