A question about jam on toast

[Fulwellmackem]

Put the cheese on the bread, lie the toaster on its side and then toast it

living in 3017 this kernt

 

[nelford_safc]

I can only imagine people that have butter and jam at the same time are the type of people that have a lifting house.

 

[monkeytassle]

Wrong

Not on bacon or sosij sandwiches



He must butter his burgaz aswell

Stupid fucker. You do like dry stuff mind

 

[Deleted member 18718]

Nee butter on bacon or sausage sarnies....butter on everything else.

 

[Frijj]

Stupid fucker. You do like dry stuff mind

Evident from his crack on here iirc.

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

Stupid fucker. You do like dry stuff mind

Aye because sauce is dry

Stupid fucker

 

[humph]

Put the cheese on the bread, lie the toaster on its side and then toast it

I thought that's what these were for:

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I here they also do wonders for your lungs when they inevitably set fire..

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

Evident from his crack on here iirc.

You’ve made yourself a very powerful enemy

 

[Life's A Pitch]

What about cheese on toast?

What's your preference?

Bread under grill, toast one side.

Turn bread over and lightly toast other side, take out from under grill and spread a light layer of mustard on before grating loads of cheese on top and returning to the grill. When cheese starts to melt, remove once more for a few splashes of Worcester sauce before finishing off under grill.

 

[Frijj]

You’ve made yourself a very powerful enemy

I'll just stick you in the boot of my car and drop you off at Spider World you tart.

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

I'll just stick you in the boot of my car and drop you off at Spider World you tart.

I won’t fit

 

[jimb]

Bin the jam and just hoy peanut butter on

 

[Son of Stan]

I recently discovered what has become my favourite - violet jam. From Jenners food section in Edinburgh. Divine.

 

[Life's A Pitch]

I recently discovered what has become my favourite - violet jam. From Jenners food section in Edinburgh. Divine.

That's all well and good, but do you have butter with it?

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

Anyway while we are typing about jam

It’s f***ing marvellous on Yorkshire puddings

 

[Rusty]

Butter on everything except cheese on toast were you substitute butter with dairylea

 

[Son of Stan]

That's all well and good, but do you have butter with it?

Of course. You obviously didn't read my previous post.

 

[EchoMan]

No butter - just jam.

What about cheese on toast? We had this discussion when my eldest was here last weekend.

I toast the bread as normal and then put the cheese on and grill it just until the cheese melts. I like it so the toast is crunchy all the way through.

He puts the cheese on bread and then toasts it under the grill until the cheese melts and the edges of the bread are toasted but the bread is still soft in the middle.

What's your preference?

Toast one side. Turn over and add cheese. Grill that side.

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

Bread under grill, toast one side.

Turn bread over and lightly toast other side, take out from under grill and spread a light layer of mustard on before grating loads of cheese on top and returning to the grill. When cheese starts to melt, remove once more for a few splashes of Worcester sauce before finishing off under grill.

Ooooof I’m gonna try the mustard method

 

[Snappy]

Forget your butter and jam. Just marmite and loads of it.