Fred Secrets
Striker
Here’s something I posted around this time 3 years ago. It went from pride to disgust in 2 short paragraphs.
"In particular, my 3 year old. We brought him to see Santy today &, as you would expect, there was kids everywhere. There was 2 kids playing & they bumped into my lad & without realising that it wasn't his fault, he said 'Oh, sorry'. I honestly never felt so proud & said to my Mrs that we were doing a good job of raising him with some manners.
Fast forward to a few hours later & it was time for bed. I went upstairs to get his pyjamas & came back down to see the little bollix standing on one leg in the front room & piss coming out the end of his jeans & he just looking at me as the piss was dripping on to his shoe & on to the floor. I then had to open the piss soaked lace which, of course, got knotted. I hope, for his sake, Santy didn't see that".
"In particular, my 3 year old. We brought him to see Santy today &, as you would expect, there was kids everywhere. There was 2 kids playing & they bumped into my lad & without realising that it wasn't his fault, he said 'Oh, sorry'. I honestly never felt so proud & said to my Mrs that we were doing a good job of raising him with some manners.
Fast forward to a few hours later & it was time for bed. I went upstairs to get his pyjamas & came back down to see the little bollix standing on one leg in the front room & piss coming out the end of his jeans & he just looking at me as the piss was dripping on to his shoe & on to the floor. I then had to open the piss soaked lace which, of course, got knotted. I hope, for his sake, Santy didn't see that".