A friend of mine

[LondonMackem]

Has decided to emigrate to Switzerland. I'm devastated to be losing such a close friend, I asked him why Switzerland of all places?

He replied, "Dunno, but the flags a big plus."

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

@burb

 

[PhilSAFC]

 

[THELORDRODWELL]

Euthanasia?

 

[Dilligaf60]

Has decided to emigrate to Switzerland. I'm devastated to be losing such a close friend, I asked him why Switzerland of all places?

He replied, "Dunno, but the flags a big plus."

Give me strength.

 

[HABA87]

You're not really losing him, he's only going to Switzerland. Keeping in touch these days is dead easy, and lots of airlines fly there from all over the UK.

 

[LondonMackem]

Give me strength.

I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your waitress.

 

[peil]

Has decided to emigrate to Switzerland. I'm devastated to be losing such a close friend, I asked him why Switzerland of all places?

He replied, "Dunno, but the flags a big plus."

You knocked the missus up? Only that's a definite Dad joke if I ever saw one

 

[SYB_DC]

You're not really losing him, he's only going to Switzerland. Keeping in touch these days is dead easy, and lots of airlines fly there from all over the UK.

That loud whoooooooooooooooooooooooosh you are hearing is not the wind.

 

[monkeytassle]

Has decided to emigrate to Switzerland. I'm devastated to be losing such a close friend, I asked him why Switzerland of all places?

He replied, "Dunno, but the flags a big plus."

He's left you for another man hasn't he

 

[HABA87]

That loud whoooooooooooooooooooooooosh is not an airplane flying over.

It was in no way a deadpan post in response to a terrible joke. No.

 

[LondonMackem]

It was in no way a deadpan post in response to a terrible joke. No.

 

[Wilfy]

Is it much of a pay rise mate?

 

[SYB_DC]

It was in no way a deadpan post in response to a terrible joke. No.

No, no way. What's that I'm hearing? Sounds windy.

 

[Typhoonftm]

It was in no way a deadpan post in response to a terrible joke. No.

Double whhoooooooosshh!

 

[shogun1904]

Has decided to emigrate to Switzerland. I'm devastated to be losing such a close friend, I asked him why Switzerland of all places?

He replied, "Dunno, but the flags a big plus."

Wanker.

 

[ighty seven]

English flag's an even bigger one though.. FAIL.

 

[vote quimby]

Has decided to emigrate to Switzerland. I'm devastated to be losing such a close friend, I asked him why Switzerland of all places?

He replied, "Dunno, but the flags a big plus."

I liked it

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

That loud whoooooooooooooooooooooooosh you are hearing is not the wind.

You absolute muppet

 

[SYB_DC]

You absolute muppet

Some posts, that 5 minutes to save yourself from looking like a complete tit runs out awfully fast...