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999, What’s your emergency?

Discussion in 'SMB' started by MackemBob, Oct 30, 2017.

  1. MackemBob

    MackemBob Midfield

    Anyone watching it? The amount of idiots using the 999 number as a sex chat line is mental.
     
  2. mux

    mux Winger Contributor

    Bloke used to ring the Ambulance Service to talk to the nurses and roped them into talking about anal sex claiming he just wanted medical advice about it. Caught a few of them out over the years. You could hear him knocking one out if you listened carefully :lol:
     
  3. MackemBob

    MackemBob Midfield

    It’s on channel 4 just now. Some bloke tugging in front of the night receptionist in a premier inn. Caught on cctv. Bloody mental this.
     
  4. hefty em

    hefty em Striker

    I've forgot what colour bin goes out this week.
     
  5. steve30000

    steve30000 Striker

    Should be arrested for a malicious call or obstruction
     
  6. Fred Secrets

    Fred Secrets Striker

  7. Space Hopper

    Space Hopper Midfield

    Did you hear about the band called 999Mb?

    I heard they haven't got a gig yet.
     
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  8. PTR

    PTR Striker

    There should be a fixed penalty for wasting 999's time. Its just as bad as littering, and there's a recording for evidence should anyone wish to challenge it.
     
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  9. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

    Looks like Crime Island might need expanding.
     
  10. PTR

    PTR Striker

    This is exactly what I mean - £50 fixed penalty fine per instance.
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Nov 14, 2017 at 11:28 AM
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  11. LondonMackem

    LondonMackem Winger

    Just charge it to his number through his service provider. Nice surprise for the end of the month.
     
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  12. steve30000

    steve30000 Striker

    What if this person is calling from a phone box?

    Its worse than littering ffs. :lol:
     
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  13. LondonMackem

    LondonMackem Winger

    What's this, the fucking 90's?
     
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  14. steve30000

    steve30000 Striker

    They still exist. Or do you smash them up?
     
  15. LondonMackem

    LondonMackem Winger

    No, I'm not a mag
     
  16. steve30000

    steve30000 Striker

    They are still around.
     
  17. PTR

    PTR Striker

    Make them give your name and address over the phone as soon as its clear it isn't a relevant call.

    And yes, it is miles worse than littering - but if there can be an on the spot find for that, why not this?
     
  18. steve30000

    steve30000 Striker

    Of course there should be a fine for blatant piss taking.
    You know for a fact that someone will mention the mental health situation of someone doing this though.
    That could be their way of avoiding a fine
     
  19. PTR

    PTR Striker

    The person who processes the fine can check? Something has to be done tbh.
     
  20. gavinmcant

    gavinmcant Winger

    Yeah he wouldn't be speaking to a nurse like.
     

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