I became a Tory I think at aged 12, going to my mates house who's Dad didn't work. I knew they got all their money through benefits and the Dad didn't work because he had smoking-related illness to do with breathing. I've never met someone who smoked so much, despite this illness keeping him off work long term, I never saw the fucker without a fag in his mouth.
It's a future of baldness, strange voices and sharing hotel rooms with men for you.
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