50 Insane Animal Facts That Will Leave You Asking.... WTF!!!

Can’t recall what it is now, but there’s one species that shags it’s mate and then she eats him. :eek:

That’s female gratitude for you.
 


That's some serious sex addiction

Not as bad these poor buggers....

Australian jewel beetles are threatened because they try to have sex with beer bottles that look/feel like the female Australian jewel beetle and they subsequently die of sun exposure:lol:

Can’t recall what it is now, but there’s one species that shags it’s mate and then she eats him. :eek:

That’s female gratitude for you.

The female praying mantis

Immediately after sexual intercourse, a female praying mantis will rotate her head 180° and eat the head of the male. Therefore male praying mantis has an extra “brain” in its rear, which controls the necessary motions for copulation, so it can continue mating after the female has eaten his head”
 
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Not as bad these poor buggers....

Australian jewel beetles are threatened because they try to have sex with beer bottles that look/feel like the female Australian jewel beetle and they subsequently die of sun exposure:lol:



The female praying mantis

Immediately after sexual intercourse, a female praying mantis will rotate her head 180° and eat the head of the male. Therefore male praying mantis has an extra “brain” in its rear, which controls the necessary motions for copulation, so it can continue mating after the female has eaten his head”
Kinky Bitch
 
Not as bad these poor buggers....

Australian jewel beetles are threatened because they try to have sex with beer bottles that look/feel like the female Australian jewel beetle and they subsequently die of sun exposure:lol:

In days of old, when knights were bold, and women weren’t invented.

They shoved their cocks, in bottle tops, and had to be contented.
 
Came across this and some of them I couldn’t help laugh out loud at (getting strange looks from the missus)

50 Insane Animal Facts That Will Leave You Asking WTF | Fact Republic

Number 15 in particular...

A small mouse-like Australian creature called antechinus literally f*ck themselves to death. The male stops eating and sleeping when mating season starts and he can mate with females for up to 14 hours at a time. He exhausts himself so thoroughly that his body starts to fall apart. His fur falls off. He bleeds internally. His immune system fails to fight off incoming infections, and he becomes riddled with gangrene. By the end of the mating season, physically disintegrating males may run around frantically searching for last mating opportunities.:eek:
Nee need for that like, we can all be randy bastards but haway man.

Pricks
 
Not so much WTF but still might interesting....

Dogs have only recently been able to watch TV, with the advent of HDTV with their higher framerates. Before that, with CRT's, it was like watching a strobe light.

 
last bit of the op made me think of the dancefloor in anabelles after last orders back in the day.

I obviously never saw or experienced this myself as I was always otherwise engaged by that point of a night.;)

either being sick in a back lane or getting my arse kicked in a kebab shop :cry:
 
Banana slugs which are hermaphrodites can be 6-8 inches and their erect penis can be just as long. In addition, their penises emerge from their heads. After mating, banana slugs eat each other’s penises.

:eek:

:lol:
 
The female praying mantis

Immediately after sexual intercourse, a female praying mantis will rotate her head 180° and eat the head of the male. Therefore male praying mantis has an extra “brain” in its rear, which controls the necessary motions for copulation, so it can continue mating after the female has eaten his head”
Evolution never ceases to amaze me. The males evolving to move part of their brain to their arse seems extreme when surely it would have been easier for females evolving to stop eating their heads.
 
Banana slugs which are hermaphrodites can be 6-8 inches and their erect penis can be just as long. In addition, their penises emerge from their heads. After mating, banana slugs eat each other’s penises.

:eek:

:lol:

You’ve just put me off Bananas for life. :(
 
Banana slugs which are hermaphrodites can be 6-8 inches and their erect penis can be just as long. In addition, their penises emerge from their heads. After mating, banana slugs eat each other’s penises.

:eek:

:lol:

f***ing hell life is pretty shite when slugs have bigger cocks than you :lol:
 
More random facts....

In 1999, a skydiver named Joan Murray survived a 14,500-foot fall without her parachute. While skydiving, her main parachute failed and she landed on a fire ant mound. Thousands of venomous stings from fire ants caused an adrenaline rush that kept her heart beating long enough for doctors to stabilize her and save her.

In 2002, Microsoft forgot to renew one of their domains names and a random guy paid the bill just so that he could check his Hotmail.
 
In 2002, Microsoft forgot to renew one of their domains names and a random guy paid the bill just so that he could check his Hotmail.

A bit more info as he actually bought the domain and tried to contact them but they wouldn't have it until this website got in touch :lol: It's happened previously to that as you will see in the last paragraph as they also let the passport.com domain expire

Microsoft forgets to renew hotmail.co.uk domain

Exclusive Microsoft was busy covering up an almighty cock-up last night after forgetting to renew its hotmail.co.uk domain name.

Despite being warned that the domain for its popular Web mail service was up for renewal, it seems Microsoft - or whoever had the task of managing its hotmail.co.uk domain - overlooked this vital piece of administration.

As a result, last month Microsoft lost its claim to the domain and it was duly returned to the open market to be picked up by whomever fancied it

Luckily, the domain was snapped up on the same day - October 23. The new owner - a good hearted soul - then proceeded immediately to contact Microsoft, inform the giant of its slip and arrange to hand back the domain.

However, Microsoft didn't want to know. Despite phone calls and emails - and being fobbed off by Microsoft drones - our man behind this public-spirited deed was completely blanked by the software empire.

Microsoft only took notice when The Register contacted the company yesterday afternoon to enquire why its hotmail.co.uk site was registered to a private individual.

It was then we were told that the matter was under investigation and being "escalated". Worryingly, no one in the UK could deal with the matter so it was up to the US to sort things out.

Of course, while Microsoft's spinstresses tried to stall for time, the company was busy scurrying behind the scenes to sort out this embarrassing episode. It managed to contact hotmail.co.uk's new owner, grovel at their mistake and sort out the mess. By all accounts, hotmail.co.uk will be returned in a few days.

A spokeswoman for Nominet UK - the registry for all .uk domains - confirmed that hotmail.co.uk had failed to be renewed and was placed back into pool of available domains.

For Nominet's part, she confirmed that "all the standard renewal procedures were followed regarding hotmail.co.uk".

"I would like to remind companies and their agents that it is their responsibility to renew their domains," she said.

Despite repeated attempts to seek comment from Microsoft, the software giant has failed to cobble together any form of statement that might shed light on this situation.

In December 1999, Microsoft forgot to renew the domain name Passport.com, and so rendered its Hotmail service partially crippled. A Linux programmer, Michael Chaney, paid the $35 fee and promptly handed over ownership to Microsoft. Here is his story.
 

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