£15000 to look like Jordan

[tunstall birdman]

Anyone proposing two weeks after meeting the first time get what they deserve.

I agree, It's best to get to know someone properly before taking the plunge

 

[Wilfy]

I agree, It's best to get to know someone properly before taking the plunge

Didn't do you much good.

 

[CatRyan]

What the fuck did she look like before? I understand she has already had some surgery???

 

[tunstall birdman]

Didn't do you much good.

Never been married mate. Mind if I did have a bride I would not mind marrying her in a tree house, amongst the fine nature of green foliage and bird song:-D And we then could wrap vines around our ankles and bungee jump to the ground embraced in each others arms shouting 'I doooooooooooo'. Now that would be taking the plunge in style. Nature is a beautiful thing:-D

 

[pilson]

looks nowt like Jordan.

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Arl owa!

 

[monkeybike]

Face like shes just inhaled a dogs fart!

 

[S.S.R..]

Woman - "I'd like to look like Jordan please!"

Doctor - "Certainly madam. That will be £15,000."

Woman - "Bugger. I had £15,000, but I spent £5,000 of it on pies for the bus journey. What can I get for £10,000?"

Doctor - "For £10,000 I can make you look like Michael Mcintyre."

Woman - "Hmmm...."

Doctor - "I'll throw in a full-body Ronseal varnish?"

Women - "Deal!"

 

[Spenny]

looks nowt like Jordan.

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Right, I have read the story is this Lisa or Steve the bus driver?

 

[Harry Monk]

Right, I have read the story is this Lisa or Steve the bus driver?

Neither, its the bus.

 

[pweller]

Neither, its the bus.

Well, the back end of one anyhow.

 

[Keith S30S]

Face like shes just inhaled a dogs fart!

 

[Deleted member 7190]

Ugly as fuck.

 

[SayWhatYouSee]

I feel a bit sorry for her, she is quite deluded and her husband is a plonker for entertaining her whims.

She looks much, much older than 25.

 

[Deleted member 10594]

seen her in the paper today - tidy bit tackle - woz pissed like

 

[I'm Spartacus]

looks nowt like Jordan.

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Katie price?? More like Vincent Price!

 

[Wilfy]

seen her in the paper today - tidy bit tackle - woz pissed like

You read the right paper marra.

 

[Mr Redknapp]

Katie price?? More like Vincent Price!

"good evening horror lovers"

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

I feel a bit sorry for her, she is quite deluded and her husband is a plonker for entertaining her whims.

She looks much, much older than 25.

jesus, didn't read the article and assumed she was in her 40's until this comment. what a state.