£15000 to look like Jordan

[ajthemackem]

In the same way that I'm an "aspiring professional footballer".

I'm an aspiring 4 bedroom semi with ocean views and wood panelling.

 

[ds0rco]

looks nowt like Jordan.

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Jesus, I thought that was a BLOKE wanting to look like Jordan

 

[Pete B]

why would you tattoo your make up on?? I'd imagine there are times when it's not really ok to look like a cheap whore; funerals, weddings, christenings, giving evidence in court (cos from the look of him, she's going to be....)

 

[Guinness Guzzler]

As mentioned, you'd think she'd realise that one of the first things people will see is different between her and Jordan is the fact that she is fat as fuck. Dont bother paying £300 a month, just stop eating you stupid fat cunt. He could at least say "I'll start to pay for your treatment when you lose 6 stone you fat bitch", give her something to aim for

 

[ravydavygravy]

she's got f***ing tyres round her neck. dear god, some people in this country, im not sure how they manage to make it through the day they are so f***ing stupid.

 

[dirty bristow]

Deluded f***ing moronic ****. I hope she gets piles, the stinking mound of shit.

 

[Miss Dodgy]

Deluded f***ing moronic ****. I hope she gets piles, the stinking mound of shit.

 

[realnutsport]

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You're doing it wrong!

 

[Wilfy]

Wad.

 

[luvulongtime]

Wad.

me anarl...imagine being in the middle of her and big shiela..gerrin

 

[Geordie]

Lasses wanting to look like Mila Kunis, aye. Michelle Keegan, aye. But Jordan? f***ing hell.

Back to this lass, she's horrific and will NEVER look anything like Jordan.

 

[Dan The Man]

I bet a lot on here have done a lot worse.

 

[luvulongtime]

I bet a lot on here have done a lot worse.

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[tunstall birdman]

She is vile Only reincarnation and not money could improve her looks.

 

[Wilfy]

me anarl...imagine being in the middle of her and big shiela..gerrin

I best not, I'm at work!

 

[Treacle]

Further proof, to me, that any impending metor or climate-based doom for Earth - that makes humans extinct - would be no bad thing...

 

[not spavin]

Woman - "I'd like to look like Jordan please!"

Doctor - "Certainly madam. That will be £15,000."

Woman - "Bugger. I had £15,000, but I spent £5,000 of it on pies for the bus journey. What can I get for £10,000?"

Doctor - "For £10,000 I can make you look like Michael Mcintyre."

Woman - "Hmmm...."

Doctor - "I'll throw in a full-body Ronseal varnish?"

Women - "Deal!"

 

[redandwhitejoe]

So she's willing to get f***ing eyebrows and eyeliner tattooed on and marry a man she wouldn't otherwise marry, but she's not willing to get on a f***ing treadmill? Is that not part of the pain of beauty fatty?

 

[alzeebub]

So she's willing to get f***ing eyebrows and eyeliner tattooed on and marry a man she wouldn't otherwise marry, but she's not willing to get on a f***ing treadmill? Is that not part of the pain of beauty fatty?

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[alexander]

Anyone proposing two weeks after meeting the first time get what they deserve.