£15000 to look like Jordan

[super-niall]

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[Cowvahlo]

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FFS:-D Epic Fail

 

[S.S.R..]

Looks like she's spent the majority of it on steroids.

 

[Georgey Squaat Pants]

she's got f***ing tyres round her neck. dear god, some people in this country, im not sure how they manage to make it through the day they are so f***ing stupid.

 

[Billy The Kid]

Shes got more chins than a chinese phone book.

 

[---Nemo---]

She wants to look like Jordan? Stupid cow.

 

[jhs2]

what a clip.

 

[TartanMackem]

She's got more chance of looking like Michael Jordan.

 

[luvulongtime]

bet she can take canny free kicks with them legs

 

[FunkyIguana]

Looks like she's spent the majority of it on pies

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Tidied.

1) she looks nowt like Jordan.
2) why the hell would she want to?!

 

[AlpineExile]

bet she can take canny free kicks with them legs

Aye, but the friction would probably set her knickers alight.

 

[Flavonoids]

Tidied.

1) she looks nowt like Jordan.
2) why the hell would she want to?!

Well, she married a bus driver on the strength of a few free trips and the promises of body mutilation (doubtless standing at the front and thinking he looked like an airline pilot in his Arriva greens) - she's probably educationally subnormal.

 

[Macky]

Someone call him an ambulance !! Know the signs !!

Face, Arms, Speech, Time

 

[Stockton Mackem]

f***ing dopey cow.

 

[FunkyIguana]

Well, she married a bus driver on the strength of a few free trips and the promises of body mutilation (doubtless standing at the front and thinking he looked like an airline pilot in his Arriva greens) - she's probably educationally subnormal.

Aye, you may have a point there.

 

[Keith S30S]

looks nowt like Jordan.

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She could kick an elephant to death with those thighs

They must have fairground mirrors in the house if they thinks she looks anything like Jordan

 

[Pell]

cat slater

 

[ajthemackem]

cat slater

Cross between Cat Slater, David Dickinson, Hercules Poirot and a mahogany hatstand.

 

[kingbant1]

She's fuckin sick !

 

[Occam's Razor]

An aspiring model has made her husband spend thousands of pounds on her to look like Jordan...

In the same way that I'm an "aspiring professional footballer".