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safcforever

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Im getting my next lass to sign a contract. We will discuss the contract details on the first date then if it sounds good we’ll sign off on it and then bang.
So if they change, I can sue them. I’m bored of hearing the same crap at the start then after a few months the real them starts to show.

Don’t waste my time, tell me what you’re into and what your intentions are right at the start. It’ll save the fuck on a few months later
 


Im getting my next lass to sign a contract. We will discuss the contract details on the first date then if it sounds good we’ll sign off on it and then bang.
So if they change, I can sue them. I’m bored of hearing the same crap at the start then after a few months the real them starts to show.

Don’t waste my time, tell me what you’re into and what your intentions are right at the start. It’ll save the fuck on a few months later

If its happened a few times then look at the common denominator - maybe stop being such a f***ing fanny
 
Im getting my next lass to sign a contract. We will discuss the contract details on the first date then if it sounds good we’ll sign off on it and then bang.
So if they change, I can sue them. I’m bored of hearing the same crap at the start then after a few months the real them starts to show.

Don’t waste my time, tell me what you’re into and what your intentions are right at the start. It’ll save the fuck on a few months later
Get a signing on fee as well marra
 
Im getting my next lass to sign a contract. We will discuss the contract details on the first date then if it sounds good we’ll sign off on it and then bang.
So if they change, I can sue them. I’m bored of hearing the same crap at the start then after a few months the real them starts to show.

Don’t waste my time, tell me what you’re into and what your intentions are right at the start. It’ll save the fuck on a few months later

After 12 years and a couple of kids, has she decided she want to start seeing other people?
 
Im getting my next lass to sign a contract. We will discuss the contract details on the first date then if it sounds good we’ll sign off on it and then bang.
So if they change, I can sue them. I’m bored of hearing the same crap at the start then after a few months the real them starts to show.

Don’t waste my time, tell me what you’re into and what your intentions are right at the start. It’ll save the fuck on a few months later
Did she scratch the steering wheel?
 
On the first date, tip a basket of dirty washing on the table. If she starts sorting it out, you're onto a winner, if not, tell her to sling her hook.
 
Im getting my next lass to sign a contract. We will discuss the contract details on the first date then if it sounds good we’ll sign off on it and then bang.
So if they change, I can sue them. I’m bored of hearing the same crap at the start then after a few months the real them starts to show.

Don’t waste my time, tell me what you’re into and what your intentions are right at the start. It’ll save the fuck on a few months later
Probably after a proper bloke not a screaming fanny who’s shit in the sack mate.
 

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