I got jumped
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Have yoou got blurrrred or douubel vission?No
Howw manny finnggers amm I hollding up?
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LondonMackem
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Shit
andysfootball
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irrespective of the get your mam to kiss it better posts and nice face to punch etc etc
get it checked out
I had a similar cut on my eye after a fishing accident and did nowt
It's still a bit tender 40 years later.
Oh and if it wasn't your fault inform the police.
get it checked out
I had a similar cut on my eye after a fishing accident and did nowt
It's still a bit tender 40 years later.
Oh and if it wasn't your fault inform the police.
SydneyFan
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So once I fucked off, a couple of likely lads thought they'd just take someone's nickname and masquerade under cover of the internet to assume the identity. I'm not even dead man. At least have the decency to wait.
We even sang Karaoke in the Mason's Arms under the Wham Boys Banner. You're just a couple of nicknameless chancers.
Cheers for the heads up @Barnacle Boy
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@LondonMackem how are you doing this morning mate?
LondonMackem
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Eye is sealed shut from the swelling so feels more uncomfortable but apart from that, as you'd expect mate. Thanks for asking
Well at least you aren't cockeyed today then.
kossoff
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Abu Dhabi Red and White
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The guys won't know mate cos they'll be used to you winking at them.
Pics?
Kent_Mackem
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So are you going to fecking tell us what happened?
Were you alone? Was it a group or one lad? Were you walking home pissed? Did you chat up somebody's lass/lad or spill their pint or what?
Were you alone? Was it a group or one lad? Were you walking home pissed? Did you chat up somebody's lass/lad or spill their pint or what?
LondonMackem
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Walking home pissed on my own, got a clip from behind (which I assume has caused my eye to balloon) - ended up me against 2, few digs were thrown each way, then got broken up by others I don't know because my face was covered in claret.
Don't know who they were or why they did it.
Learnt my lesson last time mate
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Where was it?Walking home pissed on my own, got a clip from behind (which I assume has caused my eye to balloon) - ended up me against 2, few digs were thrown each way, then got broken up by others I don't know because my face was covered in claret.
Don't know who they were or why they did it.
Learnt my lesson last time mate
LondonMackem
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Was out in Bromley seeing some old mates
That's not london daft lad
LondonMackem
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I know, it's Kent
Don't be a f***ing smart arse with me son
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