Pantomime Mackem
Striker
After this and the way our lot turned up for the awards at the Beacon, I’m horrified at the standards of tailoring of Premier League footballers. They can afford bespoke FFS which makes every man look like James Bond. It’s a minor complaint after a magnificent season but it’s bugging meLooks like the sort of suit your Mum would put on you for your first day of work experience
This. And it’s a non-partisan point. None of them seem to scrub up well for the off-pitch big eventsTranslates…
…As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
That suit is so bad. Seriously though, there’s a killing to be made in personal stylists for footballers. Especially English ones. Also the lad doesn’t look very well.
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