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Really minor annoyances

DaveH said:
There is a day of the year I call 'red head' day. The first hot day of the year where you can go out mid afternoon and see town centre roads full of short, portly bald over 45s cruising around in their soft top sports car with the roof down for the first time this year, getting the tops of their heads sunburnt because they are not used to it. You see them get out and waddle across the car park to B&M, proud of their little car now the mortgage is paid off or the retirement lump sum came through, glowing like a lighthouse.

Now I am in that age and hairline group, I'd actually prefer a camper van.
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How did you know I was ‘portly’ and ginger?
Tw@t!
 

DaveH said:
Or NowTV prices. £14 for the whole day of SkySports. They go on about all the value, all the sports you can watch. But I don't want to sit in front of the telly for a whole day. I want to watch the Sunderland game and that is it. A £5 match pass would be far better (for me).

I only used Now for the Spurs game, as my father in law is a Spurs fan and I wanted to make sure it worked.
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I honestly think they're limited to how many people they can stream it to and works out easier to have a smaller customer base of mugs. They're probably not really arsed about dodgy firesticks provided they're hitting their targets.

If it was cheap I think they'd struggle to stream it to everyone that wanted it.
 
DaveH said:
There is a day of the year I call 'red head' day. The first hot day of the year where you can go out mid afternoon and see town centre roads full of short, portly bald over 45s cruising around in their soft top sports car with the roof down for the first time this year, getting the tops of their heads sunburnt because they are not used to it. You see them get out and waddle across the car park to B&M, proud of their little car now the mortgage is paid off or the retirement lump sum came through, glowing like a lighthouse.

Now I am in that age and hairline group, I'd actually prefer a camper van.
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Watched a gentleman of that vintage extracting himself from a Morgan last summer. A hoist would've helped...
 
DaveH said:
There is a day of the year I call 'red head' day. The first hot day of the year where you can go out mid afternoon and see town centre roads full of short, portly bald over 45s cruising around in their soft top sports car with the roof down for the first time this year, getting the tops of their heads sunburnt because they are not used to it. You see them get out and waddle across the car park to B&M, proud of their little car now the mortgage is paid off or the retirement lump sum came through, glowing like a lighthouse.

Now I am in that age and hairline group, I'd actually prefer a camper van.
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Getting in and out of the bassa would be the main issue .
 
Another motoring peeve.
2 lanes of traffic at a lights both go straight over but it changes to single lane after the lights . Theres also a right hand turn on the lights . Fuckers use the right lane but don't put a right hand indicator on until they're stopped n the queue and youve pulled up behind . Arseholes
 
The way blokes shave in adverts. You'd end up with more bandages than the invisible man if you howked at your face the way they do...
 
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