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When I was young, I had no sense…


When they were young
They had no sense
They sang some songs
And looked like spenks
They're older now
From boy to Man
But still sing songs about Maddie McCann

Shit for brains
Shit for brains
Shit for brains
Shit for brains
 
When i was young
I had no sense
Bought a flute for 50pence
The only tune that I can play
Was xxxx "manager at the time"
And the Toon army
"I'm from Wallsend, he's from Wallsend"
"I'm from Wallsend, he's from Wallsend"

That's my fave and quite funny at the time.

The guitar, drum, Maddie McCann just take out.

Maddie McCann on no front is appropriate.
I am from Wallsend. Victimised.
 
Never knew they added abit about McCann. Nearly as tackless and embarrassing as the 'Bobby Robson's nearly fuckin dead' chant.

As a young lad when the SoL opened, I will always remember the elderly bloke next to me shaking his head everytime it was chanted.
 
Never knew they added abit about McCann. Nearly as tackless and embarrassing as the 'Bobby Robson's nearly fuckin dead' chant.

As a young lad when the SoL opened, I will always remember the elderly bloke next to me shaking his head everytime it was chanted.
I cringed on Saturday as I'm sure one of the pics of Madeleine when she disappeared was in an Everton kit.
 
Me head just drops when a 20 year old starts it off. They have no reason to think of it especially as it’s aimed at an older generations star player who sadly was a world class striker.
But now he is utterly irrelevant and has been 20years!

It’s not the same as the Gary Rowell song, disco pants or super kev, club legends timeless chants.

Then it dawns on me maybe I’m just old! 🤷🏼‍♂️

Its not that deep.
Christ. If you dont like the song.

Dont sing ut.

Gary Rowell (RIP) and Super Kev were / are older generations players but their songs get sung.

Absolutely no difference.

As for Mary Poppins being a world class striker. Thats your opinion.
Absolutely no time of day for him.
Never celebrated any of his England goals.

When England played at Sunderland against Belgium.

It was 1-0 England.

As his goal didn't count. And I certainly didn't celebrate.
I cringed on Saturday as I'm sure one of the pics of Madeleine when she disappeared was in an Everton kit.

It was in no way, shape or form directed at anything to do with Everton.

It was started at Blackburn away last boxing day
 
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Its not that deep.
Christ. If you dont like the song.

Dont sing ut.

Gary Rowell (RIP) and Super Kev were / are older generations players but their songs get sung.

Absolutely no difference.

As for Mary Poppins being a world class striker. Thats your opinion.
Absolutely no time of day for him.
Never celebrated any of his England goals.

When England played at Sunderland against Belgium.

It was 1-0 England.

As his goal didn't count. And I certainly didn't celebrate.


It was in no way, shape or form directed at anything to do with Everton.

It was started at Blackburn away last boxing day
I never said it was. I've heard it well before that.

I just found it extra cringey on Saturday.

Enjoyed some of the other new chants tho, especially the one for Alderete and the Enzo/Regis chant (Kolo/Yaya tune) for a bit of fun.
 
I never said it was. I've heard it well before that.

I just found it extra cringey on Saturday.

Enjoyed some of the other new chants tho, especially the one for Alderete and the Enzo/Regis chant (Kolo/Yaya tune) for a bit of fun.
The majority were all pro safc at Everton.

Think had short stint of the chant above and one about Saint Nick (which is still relevant)
 
Its not that deep.
Christ. If you dont like the song.

Dont sing ut.

Gary Rowell (RIP) and Super Kev were / are older generations players but their songs get sung.

Absolutely no difference.

As for Mary Poppins being a world class striker. Thats your opinion.
Absolutely no time of day for him.
Never celebrated any of his England goals.

When England played at Sunderland against Belgium.

It was 1-0 England.

As his goal didn't count. And I certainly didn't celebrate.


It was in no way, shape or form directed at anything to do with Everton.

It was started at Blackburn away last boxing day
Yes it is my opinion, no one has scored more premier league goals than him it’s a decent barometer. Doesn’t mean I like him!

I don’t sing the song cos it’s shite! It used be fun when relevant

I can’t believe the irony of your post” it’s not that deep” then going on to never celebrate any of his England goals! I never really care who scores for England either but if it was him it was alright by me, again doesn’t mean I like the horrible stinking odious mag kernt. Just wanted England to win.

The big difference is singing about a player a fanbase love is totally more appropriate than about hating especially when they don’t play anymore. Think of the memories Phillips gave a fanbase of pure joy. Same for Rowell, singing out of love is certainly more positiveIt’s like comparing chalk n cheese. In my opinion anyway and all of this is not supporting the team on the day.


Like you say it’s not that deep but I have my reason and you have yours.
He’s still a Wanker?
Undeniable fact, but has the aide cleared up from the other ditty of the time?
 
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Its just crass and shit, really.

Not for the first time, either. The Amad chant for example...

Love the noise we create but we can be, and should be, better than stuff like that
 
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