Wilfy
Striker
Unless they’re talking about his car.
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Really minor annoyances
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viccarlton
Striker
Tex
Striker
And there will be consequences just no longitudinal studies done yet to identify them.
Any time I see a perennial bloater suddenly drop a ton of timber I say to our lass “musta been in the GLPs”.
She’ll always jump to their defence “How do you know that?”
“Haway man - a notorious pie eater who’s been morbidly obese for a decade or more and now they’re suddenly stick thin yet they’ve never mentioned the gym or been seen out running or biking they just willed themselves to a svelte body in the last couple of months?”
But there will be consequences.
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A Visiting Villan
Full Back
The phrases, "my bad", "period" or "living my best life".
Americanisms that have mangled their way into the English lexicon through dummies on social media.
Americanisms that have mangled their way into the English lexicon through dummies on social media.
monkeytassle
Striker
Go well
I fkn hate
Im going/on/been on vacation
No youre not
Youre going on fkn holiday
A Visiting Villan
Full Back
Agreed, but do Brits say that though?
Sgt Pepper
Striker
When you’ve just washed a pile of dishes and rinse and dry your hands, to turn round and see another f***ing pot, pan or dish that needs washed.
Big Jeff
Striker
Some posters don’t think we have been Americanised.
I mean they are wrong but you have to humour the dudes they have been that way since the get go.
JackL
Midfield
And taking them down on boxing day. The hallmark of a scratter
Our place does when the bastards go on holiday
Hi im a twat and im on vacation until blah blah blah
Aaarrggghhhh
Mr.Thunders
Striker
A poor hotel breakfast
S.S.R..
Striker
Moneyincels - or that's what I call 'em anyway - on social media moaning about paying £1,500 in rent (and other laughable exaggerations), moaning because being in your early twenties and doing 20hrs working in Costa Coffee doesn't allow you to buy a three bed semi like it did (no, no it didn't) in all the generations before them.
The first generation that never got told no by their parents suddenly faced with budgeting and having disposable income based on how hard/smart you graft; whining because they don't have a new build semi and a brand new lease car in their 20s on their own.
No concept of what life was like for people working in the 80s and 90s. No concept of inflation and the 'cheap houses' seemed an absolute fortune at the time.
Not really sure if some of these are just Russian/China bots trying to sow seeds of dissent in young people.
The first generation that never got told no by their parents suddenly faced with budgeting and having disposable income based on how hard/smart you graft; whining because they don't have a new build semi and a brand new lease car in their 20s on their own.
No concept of what life was like for people working in the 80s and 90s. No concept of inflation and the 'cheap houses' seemed an absolute fortune at the time.
Not really sure if some of these are just Russian/China bots trying to sow seeds of dissent in young people.
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BiG
Winger
Maybe not. But enough of them say ‘staycation’ when they’re going on holiday in the uk. Which always used to be called ‘going on holiday’. A staycation was when you were away from work but didn’t go anywhere. That is: you stayed at home.
johnlights
Central Defender
No matter what I do, buy or change other people's windscreen wipers are always better than mine.
Big Jeff
Striker
Hotel breakfasts are usually sub par.
They are under immense pressure, everything is over cooked and kept warm.
Best to leave the hotel and go out to find something local.
Snugster
Striker
Took me ages and drew blood to change a brake bulb on a Nissan Note, next time one went off I took it to an auto electrician.
Said he would charge a tenner, when I went back to pick the car up he said "Don't bring it her again for a brake bulb"
dave hedgehog
Striker
Gazillions of them in everyday life.
Halloween for example. Was nowt rang with doing a face on a turnip with a candle in it and a black bin liner for an outfit. Now its almost a national fuckin holiday
S.S.R..
Striker
Just to clarify, I'm aware cost of living at the minute isn't easy; just not sure the hyperbole and negativity in some places isn't just to intentionally demoralise and drag people down.
