Really minor annoyances

[Amnorrageordie]

This. Fresh road markings, and the zebra is right at the exit. Nobody in either car, they're inside shopping.

 

[silva fox]

Buttering the toast with the bread knife

 

[Floodolski]

People making that heart shape thing with their hands.

 

[S.S.R..]

When I see a sign saying "this door is alarmed", I always wonder what frightened it.

I'm so glad I'm not the only one plagued with a brain that constantly generates lame jokes from my day-to-day observations.

 

[HoxtonMackem]

Hand dryers with rubbish motion sensors that keep going off before your hands are dry.

Or just laughably pathetic hand dryers which are barely more powerful than bursts of trapped wind.

 

[DaveH]

I’m the only one in the family it appears who can remove hair from the bathroom plug, or notice that the shower is not draining.

I’m the only one in the family with very little hair and least likely to clog the bathroom plug.

 

[Becs]

Or just laughably pathetic hand dryers which are barely more powerful than bursts of trapped wind.

Those automatic hand wash things in Tesco are utter wank. Blowing on my hands myself is more powerful than the hand dryer function.

 

[AstroSchwarz]

When people go when they don’t have a good window on a round about.

 

[Sgt Pepper]

Greggs having fuck all left at 4:30 when you’re starving and just a single sausage roll would take off the edge.

 

[Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one plagued with a brain that constantly generates lame jokes from my day-to-day observations.

'Wet Floor' - I don't think I will.

 

[BiG]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one plagued with a brain that constantly generates lame jokes from my day-to-day observations.

I’ll add an aural one to those already mentioned (including my ‘average speed cameras one).

When they say ‘always keep away from children’ on tv adverts for… stuff that kids shouldn’t be near… I always think ‘good advice’. I only think it because it got sufficiently irritating for people to make me stop saying it aloud.

 

[Select coaches]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one plagued with a brain that constantly generates lame jokes from my day-to-day observations.

When at a play ground years ago my daughter asked why dogs faces caused blindness in children

 

[Sgt Pepper]

When buildings/roadworks have been completed and the fencing, often either the thin metal fencing or orange plastic papery stuff, are just left for absolutely ages for no apparent reason and no further progress is made and nobody ever seemingly does owt.

 

[Raker]

When people put before and afters on Facebook but put them the wrong way around. Who wants to see the afters before they see the before!! Shit heads

 

[Redandwhitedust]

Cooplands pasties are in a different league to Greggs. Not even the same food

Had one from the bakers oven on holmside this morning, it was class anarl

If cooplands could keep them warm they'd be onto a winner. They're hands down better than Greggs when warm, but they're rarely warm when you get them

'Wet Floor' - I don't think I will.

I pass a hardware store in town that has a sign up that says

"Watch batteries fitted here"

I keep meaning to go in and ask if I need to buy tickets or to find out what time the event starts.

If I'm with the bairn, he premepts my hilarious joke by going "daaaaaad.... dont it wasn't funny first time"

 

[humbug]

there's a sign by one of the internal roads in nissan that says 'cracking road ahead'. whilst it's not too bad i prefer the a697 coldstream road.

 

[Redandwhitedust]

there's a sign by one of the internal roads in nissan that says 'cracking road ahead'. whilst it's not too bad i prefer the a697 coldstream road.

One has appeared near me that says
"Cats Eyes Removed"

I'm guessing they're just more of a Dog community. But even so...

 

[yfc54]

Anybody using the word lush. Should be left to guppy lipped Geordie slappers

 

[Raker]

Our lass who despite knowing she had work to complete when she finished work on Thursday night, deciding 9pm in bed is the best time to be smashing her laptop keyboard all over.

 

[HettonSAFC]

At the start of a programme it shows you what’s going to happen in that programme……WHY?