Really minor annoyances

[monkeytassle]

Milk tops. Bloody foil seal thing disintegrated on tearing it off this morning. I knew before it happened it would so I was already annoyed.

 

[Rammstein]

I agree, but right now the addition of ‘right’ makes it seem more relevant.

You're right!

 

[Kevj]

You're right!

Full circle. Brilliant

 

[BiG]

Full circle. Brilliant

At this moment in time, I disagree.

 

[Slatz63]

Milk tops. Bloody foil seal thing disintegrated on tearing it off this morning. I knew before it happened it would so I was already annoyed.

 

[monkeytassle]

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Please don't annoy me more

 

[Amnorrageordie]

People, usually taxi drivers, women on their phones or other food delivery drivers, parked up facing oncoming traffic with their headlights on.

 

[humbug]

the tfl journey planner having distances in kilometres.

 

[samsafc]

Fussy eaters, think adults who won’t even try a food are pathetic.

Had one from Cooplands recently and it was shite. Only went because Greggs had just closed and Cooplands hadn’t got round to closing up. Never had the cheese ones because they sound bland as fuck, much as I like cheese. Always corned beef or sausage bean melt for me and they’re class.

Aye, cooplands is absolutely shite, pastry to filling ratio is shocking.

 

[Becs]

Giant strawbs gone mini. Just mini strawbs then.

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[Longy]

Bought myself a couple of packets of Next socks. Just plain black. They’ve got a little “N” on the side of each sock. Somebody, either owa lass, or her mam, keeps taking the dry washing, balling them up & I unroll to lefties, or two righties. Them socks don’t belong together. Leave me socks alone wenches

 

[Mousehold Mackem]

Bought myself a couple of packets of Next socks. Just plain black. They’ve got a little “N” on the side of each sock. Somebody, either owa lass, or her mam, keeps taking the dry washing, balling them up & I unroll to lefties, or two righties. Them socks don’t belong together. Leave me socks alone wenches

I love that joke about C&A.

 

[Thatheaderman]

I never break wind in front of the wife , or anyone's wife saying that, but I love a fart in the bath , only for her to now and again to come up stairs and fart around ( pun intended) in the bloody bedroom thus spoiling my fun.

Leaves me fuming

And windy.

 

[Longy]

I never break wind in front of the wife , or anyone's wife saying that, but I love a fart in the bath , only for her to now and again to come up stairs and fart around ( pun intended) in the bloody bedroom thus spoiling my fun.

Leaves me fuming

And windy.

You’ve got to be single & made that up?!

 

[Thatheaderman]

You’ve got to be single & made that up?!

I'm not.

Quite a scruffy mouthed fella but farting thing is a no no. Women at work say their fellas do , urgh .

 

[Longy]

I'm not.

Quite a scruffy mouthed fella but farting thing is a no no. Women at work say their fellas do , urgh .

Farting in owa lass’ face is one of the only pleasures left.

 

[Thatheaderman]

Farting in owa lass’ face is one of the only pleasures left.

Hahaha. I must admit it sounds hilarious but I honestly just dont .

Wife would get shock of her life if I did , or a face full of shite knarring my luck .

 

[Trophy Eyes]

Farting in owa lass’ face is one of the only pleasures left.

Same. A simple Dutch Oven at the end of the day amuses me no end.

 

[League Wan]

People pissing about with their phones to tap and pay. Have it ready you cretins. It's like people looking shocked at tills when they're expected to pay. Have your wallet or purse ready.

Not sure what the issue is mine just taps and that's it

 

[Hawkings Boots]

When you go to the theatre and some woman with long hair has her hair done like Marge Simpson in front of you