Dogs of The SMB.

[NodsNeph]

Dad, I know the Vet said no running for 2 weeks, but it's been a week and I am properly f***ing tittsed off with this now.
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I'm starting to wonder if dog toy designers have a second job that's overlapping in their thought process

 

[DaveH]

One oddity about Benji I have not mentioned is he is missing a toe on one paw.

It was an abnormal growth on the bone which kept causing cuts due to the way he would charge about after a ball. We took him to the vets for them to xray and decide, but when he was under they advised taking it off and sending it for biopsy. Thankfully it turned out to be fine.

My son was very upset and was worried that he would not be the same dog. I assured him and told him about when I had an operation it took a couple of weeks for the anaesthetic to wear off. Don't expect too much too soon.

The next morning the daft thing was bouncing around on 3 legs with a ball in his mouth as if he was saying "So, it is only one leg, come on, play time".

I liked what a friend said. With the missing toe is is permanently doing a vulcan salute.

 

[Swindon On Tour]

How is the big fella?

Kind of you to ask.
He is doing well and recovered. A good judgement today when he started to swim across a lake this afternoon.

❤

If he could talk, and somebody asked him what he wants to be when he grew up, he'd have said "A Working Cocker Spaniel"

How come he's not eating that burger on the right of the picture?

That’s his Reindeer
He would demolish a burger

 

[70s traveller]

How come he's not eating that burger on the right of the picture?

He's waiting for the chips that were on his order with it.

 

[Georgewhitt]

That’s his Reindeer

Even better.

Venison bap.

What a middle class dog you have there marra.

 

[70s traveller]

Fk that Bobs.
Come round mine for a rest and a sunbathe.

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Bobs, did someone say you were a working dog??????? Is there such a thing?

 

[Georgewhitt]

Bobs, did someone say you were a working dog??????? Is there such a thing?

Aye, good point. I suppose it can't be work if you just love it.

 

[Swindon On Tour]

Bobs, did someone say you were a working dog??????? Is there such a thing?

Bob and Ted would get on well.
Ted loves Labs and Spaniels, in fairness he loves everybody and all dogs.
Had an old couple this afternoon wanting to take him home after making a fuss with him. He wouldn’t get in the car as was waiting for them to return to theirs.
Managed it in the end with persuasion and pushing him

 

[Georgewhitt]

Bob and Ted would get on well.
Ted loves Labs and Spaniels, in fairness he loves everybody and all dogs.
Had an old couple this afternoon wanting to take him home after making a fuss with him. He wouldn’t get in the car as was waiting for them to return to theirs.
Managed it in the end with persuasion and pushing him

I suspect that when they do meet up, you'd get home and find Bobs in the back, and I'd park up and discover a git big Lab where Bobby should be.

 

[seahamstar]

Mine barked in his sleep once, woke himself up and then gave me a filthy look as if he thought I'd barked at him

One of ours pumped (it was definitely her), glared round at my partner, then left the room.

 

[70s traveller]

One of ours pumped (it was definitely her), glared round at my partner, then left the room.

They're superb moments, when the dog's tail slightly arches & the room takes on a poignant odour as the dog smirks in it's apparent sleep.

 

[seahamstar]

They're superb moments, when the dog's tail slightly arches & the room takes on a poignant odour as the dog smirks in it's apparent sleep.

Yeah.
Another one of ours used to frighten herself and run when she farted, especially if it was a noisy one.

 

[Swindon On Tour]

Yeah.
Another one of ours used to frighten herself and run when she farted, especially if it was a noisy one.

Nothing worse than a dog fart.
Ted genuinely gets upset, ears back and looks sad as if he has done wrong particularly if you say “Pooh”

 

[Georgewhitt]

Nothing worse than a dog fart.
Ted genuinely gets upset, ears back and looks sad as if he has done wrong particularly if you say “Pooh”

Bobs just looks quizically at his arse as if to say "What the fuck whas that?"

 

[70s traveller]

Nothing worse than a dog fart.
Ted genuinely gets upset, ears back and looks sad as if he has done wrong particularly if you say “Pooh”

I'll tell the wife that, it will cheer her up if she's dropped to second in the stink stakes

 

[Raker]

It’s a bit windy out here da

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[CPLforever]

It’s a bit windy out here da

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Aaaah....cute as ever I see

 

[Georgewhitt]

It’s a bit windy out here da

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I've got a proper soft spot for this little bugger.

 

[PatsyMackem]

Me too. Love him

 

[Amber]

Me too. Love him

He’s just beaut. That face