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Jack Clarke

He’s gone.
Where
FFFFUCKKKKK OFFF! We're in the Premier League. Used to be in League One with you. Remember? That team you played at the start of last season. Should've won. Didn't. Then Broady scored that deflected first and Hirsty let go a screamer for number two. Then, while your Director of Football or whatever it is was writing off a season, because he sacked that bloke with the massive mole on his fizz, the Londoner, swarthy type, double chin, looked like he enjoyed a nice cooked brekky once too often, well, where was I? Oh yeah, because he sacked him off and left his twat sidekick, the bloke who always wore that baseball cap, in charge, and your results went south quicker than a fat bird's tits after fifty, you missed the chance to compete excitingly with Leeds and Sarfampton and do last minute jammy winners. And lo, we went up, and are therefore so minted, we could keep you as our bitch and still have enough left to buy Liam Delap for fifteen massive. That Ipswich.
Prick. The shit always gets flushed eventually.
 

FFFFUCKKKKK OFFF! We're in the Premier League. Used to be in League One with you. Remember? That team you played at the start of last season. Should've won. Didn't. Then Broady scored that deflected first and Hirsty let go a screamer for number two. Then, while your Director of Football or whatever it is was writing off a season, because he sacked that bloke with the massive mole on his fizz, the Londoner, swarthy type, double chin, looked like he enjoyed a nice cooked brekky once too often, well, where was I? Oh yeah, because he sacked him off and left his twat sidekick, the bloke who always wore that baseball cap, in charge, and your results went south quicker than a fat bird's tits after fifty, you missed the chance to compete excitingly with Leeds and Sarfampton and do last minute jammy winners. And lo, we went up, and are therefore so minted, we could keep you as our bitch and still have enough left to buy Liam Delap for fifteen massive. That Ipswich.
Have you been sniffing the wrong turnips again? ;)Spray the roundup don't drink it!
 
£15m is a f***ing joke, fuck off KLD you cheap French ****
Your daft if you think Clarke hasn't pushed this move.

I'm staggered that he thinks he's going to get anywhere playing for Ipswich.

If he'd had another stellar season in the Championship he'd attract a better club.

If he goes then there fuck him and may he fall into mediocrity he never recovers from.
 
No I don't but, it would of been more than he was on now obviously but I would actually bet my house on it that its a fraction of what other championship clubs/ Ipswich would be offering.

and yes Ipswich are now a premier league club but even last season coming up from league one forked out the wages to get Kieffer Moore.

Clarke is a £20m+ player that we want to sign a new deal..... do you really think we offered him a £20m+ player contract ?

100% this
I don't know anything about it so I'm not speculating and getting myself worked up about hypothetical situations. For all we know we've offered him a good contract, the kind that has convinced Ballard, Neil, Roberts Cirkin etc to stay here. We'll know either when it's announced he's leaving or the window closes.
 
Supporting Sunderland is like keep getting kicked in the balls but every now and then you stop getting kicked in the balls and you start to think the ball kicking is over but then out of nowhere a massive kick in the balls happens and it starts again.
 
FFFFUCKKKKK OFFF! We're in the Premier League. Used to be in League One with you. Remember? That team you played at the start of last season. Should've won. Didn't. Then Broady scored that deflected first and Hirsty let go a screamer for number two. Then, while your Director of Football or whatever it is was writing off a season, because he sacked that bloke with the massive mole on his fizz, the Londoner, swarthy type, double chin, looked like he enjoyed a nice cooked brekky once too often, well, where was I? Oh yeah, because he sacked him off and left his twat sidekick, the bloke who always wore that baseball cap, in charge, and your results went south quicker than a fat bird's tits after fifty, you missed the chance to compete excitingly with Leeds and Sarfampton and do last minute jammy winners. And lo, we went up, and are therefore so minted, we could keep you as our bitch and still have enough left to buy Liam Delap for fifteen massive. That Ipswich.
You going on like a bell end like you have just said you paid £20 million for Delap. & you expect to get the best winger in the league for £15 million plus add ons you have no chance is valued at £25 million
 
This is us in trouble

Don’t beat about the bush

Bordering on disaster this cos we can’t replace him

Be happy with 16th in the championship and thank our zero ambition owners for this disgrace

Sunderland AFC happy to be amongst your milwalls and your Bristol City’s as average mid-table, if you’re lucky, teams

A disgrace
 
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