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Neck Tattoo on Condition on Nuptials

Cow said:
You make the correct assumption…the point was about whether it was a fair trade off, marriage for a tattoo ( wouldn’t get it a portrait on my neck) not the merits of a tattoo in general
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Simple answer is no, it’s not a trade off at all. But if you’re trying to prove how serious you are about marriage with the gesture, well then you probably shouldn’t be getting married in my view as there is zero trust already.

But then I’m a boring bastard. 😂
 
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Harry Angstrom said:
I wouldn’t talk you out of it if you were a friend. I think people make their own stupid mistakes in life.
A neck tattoo of a picture of a girlfriend or even a wife is probably the most stupid thing a bloke could do and whilst I assume this is just a fun thread I would love to see someone with that done.
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Define ‘fun’.
 
Amber said:
This has inspired me to ask Dave. It will be a big blob clutching a bottle of lambrini to my bosom but if he loved me he would.

What think you @Dave Herbal ?
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You keep making reference to this but on the evidence of your ever-changing avatar pics even though they’re just head and shoulders you certainly don’t appear to be a bloater.

Is this insecurity on your part over a few ‘vanity pounds’, self-deprecating humour or is it that you really are a tubby and just good at disguising it? Or all of the above?
 
Tex said:
You keep making reference to this but on the evidence of your ever-changing avatar pics even though they’re just head and shoulders you certainly don’t appear to be a bloater.

Is this insecurity on your part over a few ‘vanity pounds’, self-deprecating humour or is it that you really are a tubby and just good at disguising it? Or all of the above?
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Pleased you noticed!

I’m a fatty. Big massive barrel shaped marvel of nature.
Probably a bit of humour too.
 
Amber said:
It’s the trooof. I have to be winched out of my bed in the morning and need someone to wipe my bum after poo time.

It’s hard work this avatar business you know.
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Difficult tug but I got there in the end you bloody charmer you!😁
 
Tex said:
Nah not having it.
Pics or GTFO as the kid these days say! 😁
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There you go. That’s me in the avatar. Minus my head obviously as I had no makeup up on. Lost 2 stone recently but need a bit more off.

MY SANDALS ARE NOT UGLY OK!!!!
 
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