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Special on: "2 dine for 69" Had to be didn't it.

Big on seafood, not so much on full stops. See if you can get through this in one breath.

Welcome to our brand new restaurant, stylishly designed with a menu that is a must for all food lovers, we have worked hard to bring fine foods into the heart of Sunderland, we specialise in lobster and Steaks which are locally sourced here in Sunderland, we offer a level of service that you will agree is second to none, so why not book your table today and experience the out of this world produced by very talented chefs.
 
Special on: "2 dine for 69" Had to be didn't it.

Big on seafood, not so much on full stops. See if you can get through this in one breath.

Welcome to our brand new restaurant, stylishly designed with a menu that is a must for all food lovers, we have worked hard to bring fine foods into the heart of Sunderland, we specialise in lobster and Steaks which are locally sourced here in Sunderland, we offer a level of service that you will agree is second to none, so why not book your table today and experience the out of this world produced by very talented chefs.
We offer a level of service that you will agree is second to none, and if you disagree we will kick your f***ing head in.
 
Special on: "2 dine for 69" Had to be didn't it.

Big on seafood, not so much on full stops. See if you can get through this in one breath.

Welcome to our brand new restaurant, stylishly designed with a menu that is a must for all food lovers, we have worked hard to bring fine foods into the heart of Sunderland, we specialise in lobster and Steaks which are locally sourced here in Sunderland, we offer a level of service that you will agree is second to none, so why not book your table today and experience the out of this world produced by very talented chefs.

Does going to the nearest Aldi count as locally sourcing :lol:
 
You know my stance on this stuff.

Funnily enough I was at Tynemouth Market on Saturday and there’s a bloke there who sells some war memorabilia type stuff, he had quite a bit of nazi / swastika stuff. I tried to strike up a conversation with him about the Hitler watch that had just been sold for £1.1m. He looked up from his paper, grunted at me and retreated back behind his paper. What a miserable twat he was.

On a related note, 95% of what is on sale at Tynemouth market I’d just bin. I don’t think I’ll be going back in a hurry after not having gone for years.
You should have offered to buy a large portion of his tat at an inflated price, get him to bag it all up while you ‘nip right the loo’ and then just disappear.
 
Special on: "2 dine for 69" Had to be didn't it.

Big on seafood, not so much on full stops. See if you can get through this in one breath.

Welcome to our brand new restaurant, stylishly designed with a menu that is a must for all food lovers, we have worked hard to bring fine foods into the heart of Sunderland, we specialise in lobster and Steaks which are locally sourced here in Sunderland, we offer a level of service that you will agree is second to none, so why not book your table today and experience the out of this world produced by very talented chefs.
Very talented chefs?

They’re advertising for a new one every few weeks :lol:
 
Special on: "2 dine for 69" Had to be didn't it.

Big on seafood, not so much on full stops. See if you can get through this in one breath.

Welcome to our brand new restaurant, stylishly designed with a menu that is a must for all food lovers, we have worked hard to bring fine foods into the heart of Sunderland, we specialise in lobster and Steaks which are locally sourced here in Sunderland, we offer a level of service that you will agree is second to none, so why not book your table today and experience the out of this world produced by very talented chefs.

Fine food and a fine command of the English language. A talented bunch.
 
You know my stance on this stuff.

Funnily enough I was at Tynemouth Market on Saturday and there’s a bloke there who sells some war memorabilia type stuff, he had quite a bit of nazi / swastika stuff. I tried to strike up a conversation with him about the Hitler watch that had just been sold for £1.1m. He looked up from his paper, grunted at me and retreated back behind his paper. What a miserable twat he was.

On a related note, 95% of what is on sale at Tynemouth market I’d just bin. I don’t think I’ll be going back in a hurry after not having gone for years.
Art,food,plants,jewellery stands are alright
thats a canny chunk
just a few selling junk no one wants
We offer a level of service that you will agree is second to none, and if you disagree we will kick your f***ing head in.
The lass i know who went in mentioned her expensive fish dish was a bit bland and the sauce watery
The owner as much as threatened her
Who do you think you are ? moaning to get money off , if you put anything on facebook you'll know about it etc etc
 
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Art,food,plants,jewellery stands are alright
thats a canny chunk
just a few selling junk no one wants

The lass i know who went in mentioned her expensive fish dish was a bit bland and the sauce watery
The owner as much as threatened her
Who do you think you are ? moaning to get money off , if you put anything on facebook you'll know about it etc etc
Yet when Jolene visits food establishments she moans about every little thing and demands to be moved table atleast 3 times :lol:
 
Special on: "2 dine for 69" Had to be didn't it.

Big on seafood, not so much on full stops. See if you can get through this in one breath.

Welcome to our brand new restaurant, stylishly designed with a menu that is a must for all food lovers, we have worked hard to bring fine foods into the heart of Sunderland, we specialise in lobster and Steaks which are locally sourced here in Sunderland, we offer a level of service that you will agree is second to none, so why not book your table today and experience the out of this world produced by very talented chefs.
Is this true?! Are they really doing a special called 2 dine for 69?! :lol:
 

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