Couples who don’t have kids.

[monkeytassle]

I'm actually finding it hard to believe tbh. They can barely stand at that age

Youngest one got her piou piou badge and the elder for her oursons.

I've no reason to lie tbf. I mean I've got videos and photos of them doing their Friday test but no way I'm putting photos of the bairns on here.

Esf starts piou piou at 3. My Mrs started at 3. It's pretty normal

 

[DBStar]

Skiing at 2!? Mine were just starting to kick a ball about

Aye but we all know that parent whose kids were doing triathlons at 6 months and having keeper trials at the nearest team at 7.

 

[Gelan]

Nowt to report for mate. Just slight disagreement. Tantrums at playtime. We should know f***ing better marra.

I know, but was thinking how good would it be if the report button was replaced by a hug one.

 

[monkeytassle]

Aye but we all know that parent whose kids were doing triathlons at 6 months and having keeper trials at the nearest team at 7.

The bairn was skiing when she was 2 mate. Sorry if that offends you.

 

[Gelan]

Youngest one got her piou piou badge and the elder for her oursons.

I've no reason to lie tbf. I mean I've got videos and photos of them doing their Friday test but no way I'm putting photos of the bairns on here.

Esf starts piou piou at 3. My Mrs started at 3. It's pretty normal

Genuine question...why wouldn't you put pics of kids on here?

ps. Kids can ski at 3

 

[monkeytassle]

Genuine question...why wouldn't you put pics of kids on here?

ps. Kids can ski at 3

Because I'm protective.

I know they can ski at 3 because they had a week at esf.

 

[DBStar]

The bairn was skiing when she was 2 mate. Sorry if that offends you.

I didn't doubt it. Or comment on it. Replied to someone else's comment with an off the cuff remark.

 

[Gelan]

Because I'm protective.

I know they can ski at 3 because they had a week at esf.

Protective of what...you don't have to answer, but I just don't get it.

 

[Harry Gates]

Not aware of that I dont. I did dive in to get the skin on the standard custard.

Edit. Was there pink custard on the go too? Sure there was, usually on a chocolate cake?

Aye, pink was lovely, the brown tasted like it looked.

 

[monkeytassle]

Protective of what...you don't have to answer, but I just don't get it.

I just don't want photos of the bairns on the Internet.

 

[BMX Bandit]

Genuine question...why wouldn't you put pics of kids on here?

ps. Kids can ski at 3

You’ve not been here long have you?

 

[Gelan]

You’ve not been here long have you?

I've been on other social media...there are kids in adverts, films, the voice kids, BGT people can see your children in the street.

True story: Brother-in-law wouldn't have his kids in the whole class photo, because of other parents that might be peadophiles. A week later he turned up for an Easter Sunday dinner...his 5 year old daughter was dressed thus. High heeled shoes (for kids) make up, mini dress and a handbag with boobs on it. Yeah, walk her through a housing estate...great idea

 

[BMX Bandit]

I've been on other social media...there are kids in adverts, films, the voice kids, BGT people can see your children in the street.

True story: Brother-in-law wouldn't have his kids in the whole class photo, because of other parents that might be peadophiles. A week later he turned up for an Easter Sunday dinner...his 5 year old daughter was dressed thus. High heeled shoes (for kids) make up, mini dress and a handbag with boobs on it. Yeah, walk her through a housing estate...great idea

So you don’t know the history of this place ?

 

[Gelan]

So you don’t know the history of this place ?

Nope, so tell me what happened to make it dangerous to show a pic of a kid.

 

[BMX Bandit]

Nope, so tell me what happened to make it dangerous to show a pic of a kid.

Nope.

 

[Gelan]

Nope.

Well that clarifies everything

 

[BMX Bandit]

Well that clarifies everything

Well it’s not for me to say. Though long time users of the place know what has gone on in the past.

 

[monkeytassle]

Well it’s not for me to say. Though long time users of the place know what has gone on in the past.

What was the username of that convicted nonce?

 

[Georgewhitt]

Well that clarifies everything

Certain things that would make it obvious why he doesn't want photos of his bairns on here mate from what I can tell. Read between the lines marra.

 

[Gelan]

Well it’s not for me to say. Though long time users of the place know what has gone on in the past.

I've noticed the obsession...but nonces are a percentage of the population, they don't specifically congregate on football forums. Anyway I'll leave it there, as I imagine some posters might not wan't me to drag up their comments about my good self