Things for scruffs

[HeaderDownBrown]

People who ‘half’ takeaways and have the rest on another day.
Them awful blue pit bull dogs
Kids on scramblers/quads
Trampolines in the garden
McDonalds softplay
People who shop at Aldi or Lidl
Houses or cars with England flags during the World Cup or Euros

 

[Kenna]

Bonus ball auctions on Facebook, usually for stolen goods or high spec phones that they've just taken out a long term contract on (with no intention of paying).

And their best mates just so happen to be the winners.

 

[mickb2112]

The Ramones?

Where you at the Toby Carvery in Northampton around 10:30am on the Friday before the play off final by any chance?

And the Misfits

 

[ozz]

Fleece tops with howling wolves or wild horses on them.

those people tend to smell. And, you certainly would not let them babysit your kids. Most will be into beastiality

 

[Wild Card]

People who increase the loudness of their cars or make that popping/banging sound. Guaranteed arsehole with a micro penis

 

[Keawyeds]

People who increase the loudness of their cars or make that popping/banging sound. Guaranteed arsehole with a micro penis

I genuinely hope they crash their cars. Ideally into something solid but won't bother people if it gets hit.
I don't wish them to perish, of course. How would they learn anything?
I want them incapable of driving so they can't do that to another car again. They might learn something

 

[Spike]

Decorating the house for the jubilee

 

[ErichZann]

People who ‘half’ takeaways and have the rest on another day.
Them awful blue pit bull dogs
Kids on scramblers/quads
Trampolines in the garden
McDonalds softplay
People who shop at Aldi or Lidl
Houses or cars with England flags during the World Cup or Euros

Trampoline in the garden in the is one of greatest things I've ever invested in. The kids love it and gets them outside to play

 

[Keawyeds]

McDonalds softplay

That's still a thing? I didn't think they had anything like that since the early 90s!

 

[ozz]

Has anyone said Gazelles yet?

They don’t fit properly, the sizing is too small. I take a 10 but I need an 11 in Gazelles. I have two pairs and don’t like them. They have minimal cushioning and tend to be worn by the lower orders.

difficult to keep the tongue straight as well.

 

[Frankel]

Trampoline in the garden in the is one of greatest things I've ever invested in. The kids love it and gets them outside to play

My Mrs keeps banging on about getting the kids one.

So I’ll be a scruff myself.

 

[ErichZann]

My Mrs keeps banging on about getting the kids one.

So I’ll be a scruff myself.

Get one big enough for you too just in case....ours is 120kg limit so can have me and the 2 kids on

 

[38Red]

Same as people who wear Nirvana T Shirts despite probably not even knowing that the singer was called Kurt Cobain or being able to name more than 1 song by them. That trend seems to be dieing out a bit more now mind.

Like Nirvana

 

[Keawyeds]

Get one big enough for you too just in case....ours is 120kg limit so can have me and the 2 kids on

When we bought our house, the previous owners had left a 12ft trampoline. Their husky used to love bouncing on it.
We took it down the first winter we were here and it went to the tip not long after!

 

[The King of Um]

Pierced ears on babies/toddlers.

Fleece tops with howling wolves or wild horses on them.

Or American Indian chieftains. Wearers of any of the three usually found selling Elvis VHS tapes at car boots.

 

[JonnotheMackem]

People smoking outside hospital entrances should be heavily fined. It’s about as selfish as it gets.

Saddest thing that I've ever seen.

 

[ozz]

Pierced ears on babies/toddlers.

Or American Indian chieftains. Wearers of any of the three usually found selling Elvis VHS tapes at car boots.

and smelling.

 

[beverly macca]

Donnay

 

[PeteFTM]

Saddest thing that I've ever seen.

People smoking outside hospital entrances or my post?

 

[JonnotheMackem]

People smoking outside hospital entrances or my post?

Smokers outside the hospital…doors