79-6 at Lunch against the whipping boys of the league, who have a bowling attack that wouldn’t get in most Second XI sides, after winning the toss and deciding to bat.
F*cking abysmal.
I’ve got to laugh, I had a bit of bad news last week and this past week has been dreadful quite frankly, so to save me from doing something really stupid, I’ll just keep laughing.
I genuinely believed we could challenge for the title coming into the season, but after taking only 2 wickets in an entire day against Leicestershire and now losing 6 inside a session against these mugs - we’ll be lucky to scrape a top half finish.
Oh and on top of that, I bet we don’t even get Ben Stokes for a single game.
Have yourself a few minutes to think about that, the kid (Petersen) has had five innings, he’d only been in the country 16 hours before his first, batted better in the second and yes, he has struggled since - but it really is far too early to be wetting the bed about a bloke who played a massive part in a series win against India just a few months ago.
It was a cracking signing on paper, he has to improve, but to call him ‘f*cking shite’ is a massive overreaction.