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How would one go about buying something like this? Does the fact that it's a business make it more viable to get a mortgage on?
Commercial mortgage via broker, using previous figures from the holiday business and a well prepared business plan. Get a good accountant to go over the current books.

That would be the start and you'll some sizable deposit.
 


Wonder why they are selling. Parking looks to be a bit cramped.


This one down Durhams a bit OTT and overpriced but will let him off due to the shirt hanging up.


Horrible that. Not sure how they can command the best part of 2 mill for a house with very few redeeming features.
 
This one down Durhams a bit OTT and overpriced but will let him off due to the shirt hanging up.

There are a lot of issues here but the main one for me, and the thing that would drive me insane, is that door near the snooker table that isn’t aligned with the steps.

I’d just scream ‘Why?????’ every time I saw it.

Oh, and the mummy that looks like it’s working at JLB Credit.
 
There are a lot of issues here but the main one for me, and the thing that would drive me insane, is that door near the snooker table that isn’t aligned with the steps.

I’d just scream ‘Why?????’ every time I saw it.

Oh, and the mummy that looks like it’s working at JLB Credit.

More money that taste, everything about the state of that place is horrific like
Commercial mortgage via broker, using previous figures from the holiday business and a well prepared business plan. Get a good accountant to go over the current books.

That would be the start and you'll some sizable deposit.

how about taking a big loan out on the value of the business, using that to buy the business, then servicing the debt using the business income whilst flogging off all the assest, replacing yurts with cheap tents, selling the hot tub and replacing it with an inflatable paddling pool or two and ending up stuck in league one for years. is there any profit in that?
 
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A little dated with a rotten en-suite.
Immaculately cared for though. The kitchen and main bathroom look original and are in excellent nick. I'd leave them, this will all swing round back into fashion, just like swirly carpets and avocado bathroom suites are back. The ensuite looks like an oldie had some mobility issues.
 
how about taking a big loan out on the value of the business, using that to buy the business, then servicing the debt using the business income whilst flogging off all the assest, replacing yurts with cheap tents, selling the hot tub and replacing it with an inflatable paddling pool or two and ending up stuck in league one for years. is there any profit in that?
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Can't think of anyone who would do or validate such a thing!
 
This one down Durhams a bit OTT and overpriced but will let him off due to the shirt hanging up.

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Durham Pine is all mine. Great position, close to great boozer too.

Could do with knocking down and rebuilding however conservation rules won’t allow
 
This one down Durhams a bit OTT and overpriced but will let him off due to the shirt hanging up.



Durham Pine is all mine. Great position, close to great boozer too.

Could do with knocking down and rebuilding however conservation rules won’t allow
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Is that who owns the house ?
 
Seems a bit odd that they have a fake night sky in a cinema room, while outside the whole house and grounds are designed to offer as much light pollution as possible to make the actual night sky worse. Big open end to the house, loads of glass, then flood lights and uplights. That location should be amazing at night. If I had that, I'd be making the whole thing as dark as possible.
 

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