NUFC Sportswashing 2022

[legend7]

He's been transformed into the greatest number 7 the world has ever seen, they are travelling far and wide to stand in awe, aghast, mouths open, marvelling at his wondrous ball skills, he can almost make a football talk.

I mean they could probably sell him for £200m and buy a decent striker

 

[Dilligaf60]

To be fair most Mags speak broken English though!

Not even. In another 50 years it will be grunts and gestures. They are regressing at Mach speed.

 

[Exile 1968]

Panthers

A knar. I was 10. 1978 I think. Wanted Puma Kings but they were a fortune. Panthers were about £1.25. I endlessly got the piss ripped from my pals. The bastards

 

[Deleted member 1169]

This could be their equivalent of a Donald / Methven moment, and we discover they’re not quite as affluent as first thought thought. At least the cleaned the windaz.

They are rich that is undisputed but they are also not stupid. Bringing an AJ flight to Saudi or a golf tournament or a F1 race has tangible benefits. Pumping millions into a team in the NE of England does not. I know I sound like a stuck record but AS's role in this is the key - she is not wealthy enough to perpetually stump up 15m to fund her 10% of a 150m splurge....so I think the expenditure will be modest. The win a trophy in 5 years is just a throwaway sound bite.

We will never let them forget how naive and gullible they all were!

 

[captain fatty]

It is the unwavering faith in the new owners that gets me. They are evidently clueless and relying upon "football consultants". The takeover was going on for 18 months on day one they should have had a DoF/Head of Recruitment/Head of Academy/Head of Analysis all lined up and ready to go. Something tells me very little of this 300bn is going to trickle down to NUFC.

Shirley they've got a few spare heeds they can slot in

 

[Peegee]

They are rich that is undisputed but they are also not stupid. Bringing an AJ flight to Saudi or a golf tournament or a F1 race has tangible benefits. Pumping millions into a team in the NE of England does not. I know I sound like a stuck record but AS's role in this is the key - she is not wealthy enough to perpetually stump up 15m to fund her 10% of a 150m splurge....so I think the expenditure will be modest. The win a trophy in 5 years is just a throwaway sound bite.

We will never let them forget how naive and gullible they all were!

So I’m probably asking a stupid question but if the investment group fork out £100m on transfers does it have to be 80% from PIF , 10% from Reuben Brothers and 10% from Stavely? Is that how it works?

 

[Brian Griffin]

So I’m probably asking a stupid question but if the investment group fork out £100m on transfers does it have to be 80% from PIF , 10% from Reuben Brothers and 10% from Stavely? Is that how it works?

It can do.

But the business can also stump up the money if it has it.

Or shares can be diluted etc.

There's loads of things that can be done.

 

[king of the road]

So I’m probably asking a stupid question but if the investment group fork out £100m on transfers does it have to be 80% from PIF , 10% from Reuben Brothers and 10% from Stavely? Is that how it works?

You’re right, stupid question, that’s not how it works.

 

[Peegee]

You’re right, stupid question, that’s not how it works.

And you’re a sad knacker on a SAFC messageboard….is it a stupid question to ask why….?

 

[The Shepherd]

Nor mine. He’s not in f**king Saudi now.

Neither was Jamal Khashoggi...!!

 

[Brian Griffin]

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That's not at all what I said.

I said they can do. But I imagine the business has the money for these transactions.

 

[Deleted member 1169]

So I’m probably asking a stupid question but if the investment group fork out £100m on transfers does it have to be 80% from PIF , 10% from Reuben Brothers and 10% from Stavely? Is that how it works?

Well it either comes from internally generated funds but they were running at a very low profit or they inject new equity. There is a decent table here of owner financing over the last 5 years:

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The orks of course hope that their will be some mega sponsorship that will fund transfers.

If they want to keep the 80:10:10 split then if they issue equity to fund transfers then AS and JR need to stump up their share.

 

[Dilligaf60]

Neither was Jamal Khashoggi...!!

See how they get on in south hetton.

 

[Mackem2017]

They’re going to sign Will Grigg at this rate

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[McMackem]

They’re going to sign Will Grigg at this rate

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sell on clause? There aren't many high-priced players ever increased their value in their time at NUFC!

 

[Peegee]

Well it either comes from internally generated funds but they were running at a very low profit or they inject new equity. There is a decent table here of owner financing over the last 5 years:

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The orks of course hope that their will be some mega sponsorship that will fund transfers.

If they want to keep the 80:10:10 split then if they issue equity to fund transfers then AS and JR need to stump up their share.

Thanks for a helpful response mate!

 

[Deleted member 1169]

You’re right, stupid question, that’s not how it works.

Please educate me then...where else is an up front fee of 40m going to come from?

 

[The Shepherd]

See how they get on in south hetton.

Please educate me then...where else is an up front fee of 40m going to come from?

Ronaldo's shoe shine services man..!!

 

[Mowgli]

You’re right, stupid question, that’s not how it works.

You still haven't answered my question from the last page. You said fans dont sack managers but I have a quote from you saying Sunderland fans hound managers out.

Which is it?

 

[Mackem2017]

Blaming Bruce for Willock being shite, pretty sure Bruce was the manager last season when they thought he was the new Frank Lampard

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