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sima-hebburn said:
:lol: :lol:

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Cliche alert, but it felt like NUFC found two new signings in Fernandez & Lewis last night. They have to stay in the team. Also, who would have thought Joelinton was a £40m midfield enforcer all along? He was like Patrick Vieira at times.
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This the same NUFC reporter who said last night the result was more uplifting than it was depressing and the fans roared on Beheddie. They actually were booed off.

Deluded
 

sima-hebburn said:
:lol: :lol:

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Cliche alert, but it felt like NUFC found two new signings in Fernandez & Lewis last night. They have to stay in the team. Also, who would have thought Joelinton was a £40m midfield enforcer all along? He was like Patrick Vieira at times.
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30% possession 🤣🤣🤣
 
Biffo The Bear said:
No comment from the worst pundit in history bothers me. However a point often made on here, which I agree with, is that nobody outside of the NE gives a shit about NUFC. The buffoon that is Sutton obviously doesn’t understand that.

I would expect as much. Surely every SAFC fan agrees?
Not sure what your point is sir?
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That's not true tbh. You're pretty much disliked the country over.
 
Spent too much time pretending Kate Stewart was real and knocking about with 16 year old girls.

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Biffo The Bear said:
No comment from the worst pundit in history bothers me. However a point often made on here, which I agree with, is that nobody outside of the NE gives a shit about NUFC.
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Syndicated pictures of fat Geordies dancing around waving Saudi flags meant the world did indeed give a shit about yous for one brief moment
 
Look at the player rating man.
Tha's from Alex Hurst.
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Player Ratings – Newcastle Utd 1-1 Norwich (home)​

Dúbravka – 5 – Had nothing to do until the 79th minute and then he lost his head. Let himself down massively with the equaliser but he did atone for his error with a great save from Lees-Melou in stoppage time. Distribution was poor all night and he seemed to take forever over goal kicks.
Manquillo – 6 – Had a decent game against dreadful opposition. He is our best fullback at the club and he should start against Burnley on Saturday.
Schär – 5 – Looked more comfortable alongside Fernández when he came on but a shocking error in stoppage time nearly lost us the game. Didn’t really have an awful lot to do against a team who are guaranteed to get relegated this season.
Clark – 0 – Tonight showed why Ciaran Clark should never play another game for this football club. An absolute moment of madness and an unforgivable mistake from a defender who is finished at this level.
Lewis – 5 – Didn’t get forward enough, but did okay at the back against Championship opposition. I would absolutely 100% pick him over Ritchie on Saturday though. He needs a few games to get up to speed.
Shelvey – 6 – Looks like a completely different player under Howe. I was hugely impressed with his display against Brentford and tonight he played his part. Ran his socks off in the first half and kept going all the way to the end. A solid effort.
Willock – 4 – Looks a shadow of the player he was last season. Sloppy in possession and didn’t really look up for the fight. Very disappointing.
Fraser – N/A – Was the sacrificial lamb after the Clark sending off.
Saint-Maximin – 5 – Didn’t impact the game at all. Things could have been different for him if we hadn’t gone down to ten men, but tonight just wasn’t his night.
Joelinton – 8 – Absolutely outstanding from start to finish. His defensive work was exceptional and he grafted more than anyone. Potentially we could have lost that game if it hadn’t been for his work rate. Easily the best player in a black-and-white shirt tonight.
Wilson – 5 – Was given the armband in Lascelles’ absence and scored a penalty but apart from that he did nothing else of note. Ran his heart out but never really troubled Krul.
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Fernández (11 for Fraser) – 7 – Won the penalty from a corner and defended really well considering the amount of game time he’s had this season. Looked like he hadn’t missed a beat. Has to start alongside Schär on Saturday. Our best defender on the night.
Hayden (73 for Willock) – 3 – Sloppy in possession and looked way off the pace.
Almirón – (77 for Maximin) – 5 – Ran around a bit but didn’t impact the game.
 
Mackem2017 said:
More connected what a load of bollocks. All on the same page but still fcking shite

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They are painting themselves into a corner here. The new owners “get” them and that’s all they ever wanted (yeah right) so if (fingers crossed) they get relegated and this bunch of all incompetents don’t get their act together how can they turn on them?
 
Elephant said:
@Scottwilsonecho: Burnley rule out selling James Tarkowski to #NUFC next month - even with all their money, it's already looking like Newcastle could struggle to get the players they want in January...

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I’m sure Jerlinton can be converted to a Beckenbauer style defender, Jeff Hendrick can take his midfield place as a Keanesque style enforcer.
 
Market Where? said:
They are painting themselves into a corner here. The new owners “get” them and that’s all they ever wanted (yeah right) so if (fingers crossed) they get relegated and this bunch of all incompetents don’t get their act together how can they turn on them?
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They'll combust if they go down. They'll not know what to do
 
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