Things that scruffy people do

[beverly macca]

Drink fosters.

 

[BROOMFIELD]

Expensive looking BMW, but have teeth missing; the ones you do have are various shades of brown and you also dress like a 19yr old car thief despite being middle-aged.

Inspirational quote tattoos, as if you've got great wisdom to impart to the world, but you've only read two books in your life and are proud of it.

Lady Bird books.

 

[Cox Green Fc]

Just don’t need an elasticated waistband as I don’t spend my life scoffing crap Coxy lad

Anar but what about for just going on a walk with the dog for example, or going to the shop etc, ya dont need to wear jeans for that, chunk

 

[Teed]

Wear a woolly hat, shorts and no socks in the winter.

 

[I am Boss]

Tearing apart a 4 pack of cans in the corner shop and buying just one.

I seen this happen earlier and thought of this thread

 

[Billy2Sheds]

Having a trolley full of drink and a pack of pampers/ jar of cow n Gate on top and upon getting to the check out and finding they don't have enough to buy the lot putting the nappies / baby food back.

 

[I am Boss]

Having a trolley full of drink and a pack of pampers/ jar of cow n Gate on top and upon getting to the check out and finding they don't gave enough to buy the pot putting the nappies / baby food back.

So glad you added the last part as the first part describes my trips to Aldi

 

[The Albanian]

Popular with Tories iirc

Dachshunds and Barbour jackets

 

[Shandy drinker]

Unable to last more than two hours, without ramming something down their pie hole.

And eating like a seagull with massive gulps
Can’t use cutlery either

 

[shadowplay]

Keep wine in the fridge

 

[Darlo1973]

Drink fosters.

And John Smith's.

It's as if some people have no taste buds.

 

[Lionel Hutzz]

And John Smith's.

It's as if some people have no taste buds.

Carlsberg is the worst of the lot remember after we beat the mags 3-0 under Allardyce i accidentally bought one thinking it was Carling (also shit I know). Nearly spewed after first sip

 

[Darlo1973]

Carlsberg is the worst of the lot remember after we beat the mags 3-0 under Allardyce i accidentally bought one thinking it was Carling (also shit I know). Nearly spewed after first sip

Actually, I can just about manage a Carlsberg if I'm thirsty and it is served ice cold. Wouldn't be able to drink Fosters or Carling at all.

Wouldn't have a John Smith's if it came free. Always laugh at the lads you see in Spain paying €4 for a can.

 

[Scorer]

Walked into the bog scoffing a jammy dogger, was in me mouth before I whipped him out. Scruffy even though it was a jammy?

There is so much wrong here I don’t know where to start.

 

[t121anf]

Keep wine in the fridge

is this different to chilling wine in a fridge?

 

[Big Duke Six]

Such as....

Staveley.

 

[PinzaC55]

Don't clean the lip crusts off their tea cups.

 

[Big Jeff]

They spit a lot and swear all the time.

 

[Maravilla]

Talk about their sex lives, or lack thereof in some cases, with their families/mates.

 

[Professor Yaffle]

People who "swear down" that they didn't do the thing they almost certainly did do. Usually fidgeting like fuck when swearing down.