NUFC/Sportwashing

[Botchie]

Newcastle fans are all just pleased Ashley is gone and don't support the ownership or regime apparently.... in reality... theyre writing songs and singing on the radio.

Genuine scum.of.the.earth

I've said it for ages mate. They only hated Ashley because he owns Sports Direct. They're egos wouldn't let them be associated with his brand. If he owned Nike or Adidas they would have loved him. That's been completely proven over the last week. They couldn't careless about owns the club now, they're just pleased he's gone and can be associated with "The Arabs". It's all about status for them.

 

[Mark E Smith]

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[tenpins]

Apologies if this has already been posted. In fact apologies for actually posting it.

@bbcnewcastle: #NUFC fans, 11-year-old Ewan and his Dad write a thank you song to new club director Amanda Staveley:

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Saw this on twitter and assumed it was someone on here taking the piss.

 

[Botchie]

I d love to know how much she has made out of this. But she "gets them and their passion" so any amount is fine.

Nothing yet imo. Possibly an arrangement fee. She's managed to negotiate 10% of the club for herself which is another thing that points towards sports washing. If it meant anything to them they'd be in full tilt. However if she gets 10% of any future sale she's laughing. Also if it starts going tits up they will just buy her stake. She's done a Methven but on a much bigger scale.

 

[Wansbeck Viking]

Apologies if this has already been posted. In fact apologies for actually posting it.

@bbcnewcastle: #NUFC fans, 11-year-old Ewan and his Dad write a thank you song to new club director Amanda Staveley:

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Jesus f***ing H Christ!

 

[Georgewhitt]

I’m not even opening that, ffs

Good move mate. I watched 10 seconds and I think I need therapy now.

 

[tonyfromalnwick]

From Newsthump

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Newcastle United have wasted no time in securing their first signing following their takeover by the Saudi Arabian Public Investment Fund.

Saddam Williams, freshly appointed PR and scimitar wielding ‘justice coach’ of Newcastle United, has revealed his main remit under the club’s new Saudi ownership will be to stop other club’s fans taking the piss out of them.

He explained, “Under Mike Ashley we were everybody’s favourite comedy club. Well, no more! I will be leading a diplomatic drive, backed up by torture and beheadings where needed, to ensure that the Magpies are given the respect our newfound wealth deserves.

“Others seem to find all the crazy goings on here so hilarious that I must act immediately, even before our untold wealth can purchase a team that includes the likes of Messi, Mbappe, Haaland and Hendrick.

“I promise you, no one will be laughing with our new regime in charge. A stadium alcohol ban, no women allowed in the crowd, boisterous away fans mysteriously disappearing and a half time beheading of the latest journalist to displease the board – all whilst we win trophies. Magnificent!

“That reminds me. I must catch up with Steve Bruce about my plans for a real crowd pleaser for the halftime entertainment at our next match.”

 

[Binxy]

From Newsthump

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Newcastle United have wasted no time in securing their first signing following their takeover by the Saudi Arabian Public Investment Fund.

Saddam Williams, freshly appointed PR and scimitar wielding ‘justice coach’ of Newcastle United, has revealed his main remit under the club’s new Saudi ownership will be to stop other club’s fans taking the piss out of them.

He explained, “Under Mike Ashley we were everybody’s favourite comedy club. Well, no more! I will be leading a diplomatic drive, backed up by torture and beheadings where needed, to ensure that the Magpies are given the respect our newfound wealth deserves.

“Others seem to find all the crazy goings on here so hilarious that I must act immediately, even before our untold wealth can purchase a team that includes the likes of Messi, Mbappe, Haaland and Hendrick.

“I promise you, no one will be laughing with our new regime in charge. A stadium alcohol ban, no women allowed in the crowd, boisterous away fans mysteriously disappearing and a half time beheading of the latest journalist to displease the board – all whilst we win trophies. Magnificent!

“That reminds me. I must catch up with Steve Bruce about my plans for a real crowd pleaser for the halftime entertainment at our next match.”

"Messi, Mbappe, Harland and Hendrick"

 

[Dilligaf60]

I’m not even opening that, ffs

Wise move mate. I wish I hadn’t. F**king moonies haven’t got a look in.

 

[DrManhattan]

Apologies if this has already been posted. In fact apologies for actually posting it.

@bbcnewcastle: #NUFC fans, 11-year-old Ewan and his Dad write a thank you song to new club director Amanda Staveley:

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Fuck.ing.hell.

I’d never forgive my dad for that.

 

[Mowgli]

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How about not telling lies then keef?

 

[wigwams]

James and the others taking the piss on totally podcast. They’re mocked like the Brexit bunch

 

[Donnybrook]

Tough one this for Sunderland fans, do you want Newcastle relegated this season ? normally a no brainer but if they do they will spend big to come back and almost certainly be the strongest squad in the championship next season,
a championship that will include Sunderland who will be wanting promotion, if Newcastle are in the PL it will be easier for Sunderland to go up,

so the question is do you want Newcastle relegated this season ?

theres a whiff of gravy here
but of course newcastle should be relegated theyre a yo yo clurb and we get a chance of 6 points off a la galaxy type disjointed team

 

[Dilligaf60]

..watch it. Very disturbing.

This is a lot less disturbing.

I d love to know how much she has made out of this. But she "gets them and their passion" so any amount is fine.

said similar about the hubcap collectors when she was sniffing about there iirc.

 

[Jack Ford]

theres a whiff of gravy here
but of course newcastle should be relegated theyre a yo yo clurb and we get a chance of 6 points of a la galaxy type disjointed team

If you look at his old posting history he says hes an Everton fan. Must admit my initial thoughts were same as yours. He says in a recent post on here about 'the reds' referring to Liverpool. Unless he's a very good actor I tend to think he's bona fide. Could be wrong of course

 

[Safc88]

I d love to know how much she has made out of this. But she "gets them and their passion" so any amount is fine.

How much did she lose in that barclays court case?

 

[Dilligaf60]

Good move mate. I watched 10 seconds and I think I need therapy now.

Watch this mate. It’s quite soothing and a lot less disturbing.

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Sums them up nicely.

Fuck.ing.hell.

I’d never forgive my dad for that.

Poor kid has to go to school and face his marras after that

 

[Mowgli]

Watch this mate. It’s quite soothing and a lot less disturbing.

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Sums them up nicely.

Poor kid has to go to school and face his marras after that

They'll all be the deluded mags abarl

 

[Startrite]

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How about not telling lies then keef?

Or a bit of journalistic integrity and checking or verifying sources. Nah, much easier just pass on any old crap your told.

I looking forward to his Pullitzer prize award winning piece about the lack of human rights in Saudi Arabia.

 

[Mackem2017]

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