Fausto today.



Must say we went in a couple of weeks ago and although the coffee and cakey things we had were delicious, the table we sat at was unclean... crumbs all over and a dead fly on it! Went and asked the girl if she wouldn't mind wiping it.... which she did with a paper towel roll that she dropped on the floor first! Couldn't believe my eyes! Not good at any time but particularly during Covid.
 
Hipsters paradise , I got avocado on toast there once was literally half arsed mashed up avocado on one slice of bread for about 7 quid totally overrated by stripey wock wearing bearded racer bike types.
It’s like most places these days they are staffed by young people who are f***ing useless at everything because all they do is play computer games and sit on their phones
 
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Hipsters paradise , I got avocado on toast there once was literally half arsed mashed up avocado on one slice of bread for about 7 quid totally overrated by stripey wock wearing bearded racer bike types.
It’s like most places these days they are staffed by young people who are f***ing useless at everything because all they do is play computer games and sit on their phones
Complains about Hipsters paradise while ordering avocado on toast.
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Hipsters paradise , I got avocado on toast there once was literally half arsed mashed up avocado on one slice of bread for about 7 quid totally overrated by stripey wock wearing bearded racer bike types.
It’s like most places these days they are staffed by young people who are f***ing useless at everything because all they do is play computer games and sit on their phones
Complains about other people being “hipsters”

Orders avocado on toast.

Complains he got avocado on toast.

Standard.
 
Complains about other people being “hipsters”

Orders avocado on toast.

Complains he got avocado on toast.

Standard.

Also shocked that the hospitality industry is mainly staffed by young people because it’s not seen as a genuine career in this country, owing to the fact that everyone wants everything as cheap as possible.
 
Made the mistake of visiting for a coffee this afternoon.

I ordered two coffees and a cake to share , went to sit down and someone came over to clean the table , not an acknowledgement, smile kiss my arse , not a thing to recognise that two customers were sat down at the table .

Watched as the staff stood talking and one of them was on her phone while we were waiting .

The coffee was made and left at the end of the counter while they sorted a single cake out , that took so long the coffees were cold by the time we got them.

Replacement coffee was barely warm.

I‘ll not make the same mistake again.


If anyone knows the owner , let them know how crap they were today please.

If that’s the best they can do they’ll not be there much longer.
Embarrassing post. 😳
 
Complains about other people being “hipsters”

Orders avocado on toast.

Complains he got avocado on toast.
7 quid tho for a slice of toast man
Standard.
Also shocked that the hospitality industry is mainly staffed by young people because it’s not seen as a genuine career in this country, owing to the fact that everyone wants everything as cheap as possible.
I’m not shocked at all what I’m saying is that younguns are totally daydreamers these days f***ing bone idol with no skills and that’s if they even turn up for work and are on time
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Avocado had been around way longer than this breed of bearded racing bike obnoxious wankers
 
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Most businesses have an email address or at least a social media page where you can probably contact the manager (if they weren't there at the time).
Better to let them know your feedback and give them a chance to apologise and improve their service before slating them in public IMO.
Why?
Reviews should be honest and accurate accounts of the service received.

This bullshit on Amazon/Ebay where they'll literally bribe you to remove bad reviews ultimately makes the review process worthless
 

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