Harry Kane

[conrad]

You can't blame Southgate for that first half performance

southgate needs to tell him that mounts the number 10 ffs, fucker keeps wandering

 

[Herberthall]

Kane off at last

 

[Ashley In!!]

Worst player on the pitch today.

 

[Hongkongphooey]

Worst player on the pitch today.

By a country mile
Great save Jordan

 

[rapscallion]

Slower than a lorryload of cattle on the hard shoulder.

 

[MarcoG]

If only we had a striker who'd dragged away the centre halves and left the penalty box gaping wide open for Raheem Sterling to run in and score the only goal of the game.

 

[Hongkongphooey]

If only we had a striker who'd dragged away the centre halves and left the penalty box gaping wide open for Raheem Sterling to run in and score the only goal of the game.

He was on the f***ing half way line, imagine a striker who doesn't slice the ball off his foot from 2 yards out, or a forward who runs at defenders with the ball.

 

[MarcoG]

He was on the f***ing half way line, imagine a striker who doesn't slice the ball off his foot from 2 yards out, or a forward who runs at defenders with the ball.

He was on the halfway line for the goal? Are you sure about that?

Sure Vida wasn't marking him just outside the box?

 

[Hongkongphooey]

He was on the halfway line for the goal? Are you sure about that?

Where do you reckon he was, because I've got a 60 inch TV and I couldn't see him

 

[PTR]

His touch on the ball and sharpness in his play is brilliant.

Or am I just too used to watching L1 dross?

 

[rapscallion]

If only we had a striker who'd dragged away the centre halves and left the penalty box gaping wide open for Raheem Sterling to run in and score the only goal of the game.

One centre back, if that - he only moved three inches.

 

[MarcoG]

Where do you reckon he was, because I've got a 60 inch TV and I couldn't see him

One centre back, if that - he only moved three inches.

https://imgur.com/jniYpRv

There you go lads, creating an acre of space for Sterling to run into. No need to apologise for being wrong. We all make mistakes. If only he did that year around and Son scored goals through the space he created it might have made it more obvious but never mind.

 

[molthemackem]

If only we had a striker who'd dragged away the centre halves and left the penalty box gaping wide open for Raheem Sterling to run in and score the only goal of the game.

I'd play Calvert Lewin in the next game....Kane was slow but once he dropped back into midfield (again) you can see there something wrong with him... Ankles are fecked is my guess

 

[Hongkongphooey]

https://imgur.com/jniYpRv

There you go lads, creating an acre of space for Sterling to run into. No need to apologise for being wrong. We all make mistakes. If only he did that year around and Son scored goals through the space he created it might have made it more obvious but never mind.

One defender follows him, you're coming across like he parted the Red Sea , what did you think of his overall performance

 

[deleted user 785]

Poor today however the lad is undoubted class. Superb player

 

[Batdad]

Looked tired.

 

[Pancho]

A poor performance today by a striker who, coincidentally, has been consistently and unarguably world class every single season since this thread started.

 

[Hongkongphooey]

A poor performance today by a striker who, coincidentally, has been consistently and unarguably world class every single season since this thread started.

why has this thread upset you so much

 

[Ashley In!!]

One defender follows him, you're coming across like he parted the Red Sea , what did you think of his overall performance

A team of farmers, electricians and postmen up next though, so he should bag a couple.

 

[Pancho]

why has this thread upset you so much

I'm not upset.

Lovely warm day, so got most of me chores done this morning and then I enjoyed watching a valuable England win.

For me I'm quite chilled in fact.