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NUFC thread 2021.

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Newcastle just choked tonight.
So much so that Bruce had to perform the Heimlich manoeuvre on them, and as he did that, his mask slipped off and revealed that he's actually a character being played by Almiron's dad to get around unauthorised parental access.
 

Ilios said:
Newcastle just choked tonight.
So much so that Bruce had to perform the Heimlich manoeuvre on them, and as he did that, his mask slipped off and revealed that he's actually a character being played by Almiron's dad to get around unauthorised parental access.
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And he'd have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids ....
 
MackemX said:
"Great entertainers" mentioned again! Fuck me man, how many years ago? :oops:
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KarenDent said:
It’s barmy , they’re clinging on for dear life to that epitaph aren’t they ? 😆how many years ago was it? At least 20 odd........when we won the cup in 73 we weren’t still being referred to as the Bank of England club we were classed as Plucky under dogs and only fifteen years had elapsed 🙄 Time to give it up me thinks ? 👍😄
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christ man. they have to let that go. they have to let Rafa go. for their own sanity.
 
Geno said:
Joelinton is one of the very worst premier league players EVER !
He's under Ashley's orders to play.
It's the only thing that makes any sense.
He wouldn't get in any team the League one or two.
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What an absolute load of shit. He’d instantly be our best player. Kidding yourself if you genuinely don’t believe this. The lad was banging them in for fun in the Bundesliga. He’s had a rough time at the mags but it’s more a confidence problem than anything - same issues Grigg has here. But if you genuinely believe he wouldn’t be our best player then you need to get some help
 
Ceverton said:
Of course he would get in our team, people are delusional if they are comparing our league one team to a premier league team.
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We aren't comparing that though.

We're comparing a Premier league flop to an inform Charlie Wyke.

I'll be honest Joelinton wouldn't even get in to my 5 a side team up top.
 
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