Christmas dinner

[ChrisK]

We have decided to sack the turkey this year as although tradition its not exactly the best meat going was thinking of pushing boat out and getting a real nice a rib of beef for chrimbo dinner anyone else binned the turkey and can recommend a good alternative

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

It’s. f***ing. October. The. f***ing. 16th. Christopher

 

[Butcher's Coat]

Nowt like planning ahead. I applaud you.
A nice leg of lamb would be a nice alternative.

 

[monkeytassle]

Capon. Thank me on the 25th

 

[Captain Slackbladder]

A fray bentos pie ticks all the boxes...piping hot and wetter than an otters pocket when you drown it in bisto.

 

[Scorer]

I always go with goose if I’m hosting and do a gammon ham as well as a hogs worth of Pigs in blankets.

 

[faith brothers]

Get a Goose.

 

[Ramshanker]

It’s. f***ing. October. The. f***ing. 16th. Christopher

Capon. Thank me on the 25th

Sounds a bit nasty, the old cock, there

 

[Big Jeff]

Nowt like planning ahead. I applaud you.
A nice leg of lamb would be a nice alternative.

I'm not sure the lamb would agree

 

[ChrisK]

It’s. f***ing. October. The. f***ing. 16th. Christopher

Ha your right but fook all else to look forward too

 

[Leon Solent]

It’s. f***ing. October. The. f***ing. 16th. Christopher

October??? Thanks for reminding me. Best get the sprouts on. Nowt worse than under-done sprouts.

 

[Space Hopper]

On a serious note, if anybody knows of any lonely people who will be eating Christmas dinner alone because they have no family or close friends, can they let me know?

I need to borrow some chairs.

 

[ChrisK]

October??? Thanks for reminding me. Best get the sprouts on. Nowt worse than under-done sprouts.

Should of been off to ibiza tomorra for a late break but thats shit canned so yeah planning a decent christmas love me sprouts do you grow your own

 

[Lambchops]

Carp

 

[ChrisK]

Get a Goose.

Whats it like ? never tried it had duck before and its OK is it really better than beef truly the meat of kings

Carp

bit fishy that lad

 

[Lambchops]

Whats it like ? never tried it had duck before and its OK is it really better than beef truly the meat of kings

bit fishy that lad

Nice though

 

[Dennis]

Ham

 

[Ramshanker]

Whats it like ? never tried it had duck before and its OK is it really better than beef truly the meat of kings

It's honking

 

[THELORDRODWELL]

Big Turkey - bargain this year as max group of 6 iirc

Either that or a swan inside a chicken inside a squirrel

 

[Daydream Believer]

Carp

Bit harsh. He seems genuine.