Why?Baldies are meant to look hard marra, do the hard look.
stupid
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Why?Baldies are meant to look hard marra, do the hard look.
stupid
A hard man with a bald head is deemed attractive.Why?
How did you get her five months pregnant? Shooting a fetus out of the japs eye must have hurt a bitI remember 2 yr ago at 31 yr old thinking fuck me what have i done? All my mates growing up already have a wife and kids and mortgage and ive still done fuck all, bothered me from time to time, but i was happy. Now 2 yr later ive got a lass 5 month pregnant and i need a house and a job, should have got the job and house sorted first i reckon, careful what you wish for and be happy with what you got lads and lasses, life has a tendancy to kick you in the bollocks/flaps, plan for the worst and hope for the best
Never mind the hard man pish, why did you say the phrase you highlighted in my post was stupid?A hard man with a bald head is deemed attractive.
Source: Die Hard
live every moment as if it's your lastNever mind the hard man pish, why did you say the phrase you highlighted in my post was stupid?
Did my first 100 miles bike ride at 62-ish.
Escaped poverty.
Managed to get 3 separate women to spend part of their life with me. Unbelievable.
Did my one and only marathon in 4-14m without stopping, apart from a few seconds to grab a drink.
Crufts ?
Thanks for clarifying that as I almost had you down as hard as Mike Tyson.
Humans (only sparring). The manager of the gym wanted me to fight for him but I only went for fitness
He shagged her 5 months ago.How did you get her five months pregnant?
Are you a North Korean leader by any chance?
- I have a 100% success rate bowling in cricket
- I have a 100% success rate with drop kicks in competitive rugby
- I won a North East of England schools quiz competition when I was 14
- I've assisted in 3 surgical procedures
This is why you’re still in your mothers basementThanks for clarifying that as I almost had you down as hard as Mike Tyson.
He shagged her 5 months ago.
Clarify 'why'This is why you’re still in your mothers basement
Farm as if you're going to live for a thousand years, but live every day as if it's your last.live every moment as if it's your last
No every one is true in their own way.Are you a North Korean leader by any chance?
You took your time!!! I have read this lads short stories and they are good. Not so good when ya locking up late at night and then slowly walking along the long dark corridor acutely aware that there are eyes, in the darkness, watching and waiting for you.Got two of my books to the top of their genre charts in Amazon UK. Proudest moments by far.
You read both sets of short stories now, mate?You took your time!!! I have read this lads short stories and they are good. Not so good when ya locking up late at night and then slowly walking along the long dark corridor acutely aware that there are eyes, in the darkness, watching and waiting for you.
Scary!!
I'll farm but live as i pleaseFarm as if you're going to live for a thousand years, but live every day as if it's your last.
I was once one place above Alan Partridge in the Amazon Top 20 in the humour category. Unfortunately everyone thinks it was alphabetical.Got two of my books to the top of their genre charts in Amazon UK. Proudest moments by far.