Morning all*

[Umshy tumshy]

G'mornin' C.B. I'd go for your plan b. After all, you're only middle aged once, haha!

 

[Strawbs were class]

Does one have a swan one could spare for a BBQ?

Too early in the season for swan you pleb

 

[Mr.Thunders]

Plan is for a very middle class (I DO NOT VOTE TORY OR LOOK DOWN AT PEOPLE WHO CELEBRATE VE DAY) bbq mid-late afternoon once I've boxed off a few work jobs via teams.

M&S scran taken out of the freezer and BBQ has been cleaned.

Second load of washing on as well.

May have 1 or 2 EUROPEAN lagers later.

 

[Clean Bristow]

Plan is for a very middle class (I DO NOT VOTE TORY OR LOOK DOWN AT PEOPLE WHO CELEBRATE VE DAY) bbq mid-late afternoon once I've boxed off a few work jobs via teams.

M&S scran taken out of the freezer and BBQ has been cleaned.

Second load of washing on as well.

May have 1 or 2 EUROPEAN lagers later.

What?

 

[Mr.Thunders]

What?

Yeah last used in August 2019.

 

[Jakata]

Got to sort my shed out and get the electric supply back to it. I hope @vote quimby hasnt knacked the screws on the board that I need to lift.

Job for me at the weekend I think.

 

[Clean Bristow]

Yeah last used in August 2019.

The whole point of a barbie is the very real risk of food poisoning

 

[yorkyexile]

A day sat on me arse in and around the house. Getting far too used to this extended off work and paid for it with holidays to use up when I go back malarky. Might have to give up being a Plumber and become a Teacher for comparable circumstances

 

[Son of Stan]

Just stood in line at Wickes for some paint. However, don't think I'll make a start on it today, although I may open the tin, daub a bit on the wall and think 'lovely colour' after that I lose interest. I hate painting and usually end up getting covered in the stuff.

 

[Mr.Thunders]

The whole point of a barbie is the very real risk of food poisoning

Think I'll put a vest on and smack the mrs about

 

[Clean Bristow]

Think I'll put a vest on and smack the mrs about

You are getting there. Is there a neighbour that you can make an optimistic pass at?

 

[Unbalanced Views]

What to do today? Work at home or drink lager in the sunshine?

Both, in the garden with my laptop now - not lager tho, IPA is my choice

 

[Sandboy]

Think I'll put a vest on and smack the mrs about

don't forget to treat the street to Scooter's Greatest Hits

 

[Clean Bristow]

Both, in the garden with my laptop now - not lager tho, IPA is my choice

Reported to the relevant authorities

 

[Spot]

mate just back from Thailand going to social distance in park with a few cans

 

[look out piano]

Gerrin, the lass with the bingo wings across the back garden is hanging out washing. Hope she likes the freshly smoked smell.

I've just hung my washing out ffs , I also have bingo wings

 

[Clean Bristow]

I've just hung my washing out ffs , I also have bingo wings

I cannot see that far man woman, I am on one eye at the moment too.

 

[look out piano]

I cannot see that far man woman, I am on one eye at the moment too.

Ah yes, well I wish you a speedy recovery fella - all the best

Just stood in line at Wickes for some paint. However, don't think I'll make a start on it today, although I may open the tin, daub a bit on the wall and think 'lovely colour' after that I lose interest. I hate painting and usually end up getting covered in the stuff.

Same here, need to do my bathroom, stairs and landing but I think it's just going to have to wait for a while.

 

[Mr.Thunders]

You are getting there. Is there a neighbour that you can make an optimistic pass at?

Aye but she's from Gateshead so probably has a cock

 

[Wilfy]

I always round them off so they can't be stolen.
I've never lost a screw in 20 year.

You’re not f***ing kidding either!