Lockdown discoveries

[Slow joe]

Flora man.....what a goon. Ya sad git.

Beer man and he works on the front line.. what a goon... Ya sad git.

 

[Arkle]

Had to give up Lurpak and go onto Benecol Olive Spread for my cholesterol. Taste's alright on wholemeal bread, but awful on crumpets

One thing I have discovered recently because I was out of Mayonnaise and wanted to make Tuna Mayonnaise, found out it just as nice if I added Greek Yoghurt with Tuna instead of mayo.

The olive oil based butter equivalents don't work particularly well on anything hot/melty.

 

[Lord Alfred]

Nee need for that, like.

It's personal between me and him marra. I'm repaying him for comments he made about me. I'm not normally rude to posters on here.....honestly

 

[Slow joe]

It's personal between me and him marra. I'm repaying him for comments he made about me. I'm not normally rude to posters on here.....honestly

No it's personal between you and me. You dislike me, I don't give a fuck about you.

 

[zwartekat]

It's personal between me and him marra. I'm repaying him for comments he made about me. I'm not normally rude to posters on here.....honestly

Ah, ok, feud away.

 

[Slow joe]

Ah, ok, feud away.

Let him vent

 

[Lord Alfred]

Beer man and he works on the front line.. what a goon... Ya sad git.

Says the man who starts more posts about beer than anyone on here and actually works (all by his sad little self) in a brewery. You're constantly posting while pissed.

No it's personal between you and me. You dislike me, I don't give a fuck about you.

I just think you're an utter bore marra.

 

[Slow joe]

Says the man who starts more posts about beer than anyone on here and actually works (all by his sad little self) in a brewery. You're constantly posting while pissed.


I just think you're an utter bore marra.

Ok that's fine. I think you're an utter wanker for going to the pub during this crisis when you're supposed to be protecting people but you were ultimately putting them at risk. Marra.

 

[Lord Alfred]

Ok that's fine. I think you're an utter wanker for going to the pub during this crisis when you're supposed to be protecting people but you were ultimately putting them at risk. Marra.

I put no-one at risk. I doubt there's anyone on this forum had less social Interactions than me for the last fortnight....well you probably but that's normal for you.

 

[jubblies]

Here we go

 

[Slow joe]

I put no-one at risk. I doubt there's anyone on this forum had less social Interactions than me for the last fortnight....well you probably but that's normal for you.

Until you stop lying I won't be replying to you anymore. I sincerely hope those who you've endangered make a full recovery.

 

[The Voice Of Reason]

Sell by dates are just a way to trick more money out of blokes like me

 

[Cookie]

Lockdown Discovery - threads about the virtues of spreadable accompaniments to bread are actually more interesting than you might think.

 

[Lord Alfred]

Until you stop lying I won't be replying to you anymore. I sincerely hope those who you've endangered make a full recovery.

I could engage you in actual science Joe but seeing as discussing the merits of Flora seems to be the extent of your intellect it might be better if we just leave it.

 

[Scimmy]

Anchor is the best butter, but not the spreadable stuff. That's got more oil in than Lurpak spreadable.

 

[Lord Alfred]

Anchor is the best butter, but not the spreadable stuff. That's got more oil in than Lurpak spreadable.

Kerrygold softer. Pure butter, spreadable and always from grass fed cattle. Only ever see it in Sainsbury though.

 

[black-cat]

Wholemeal pasta tastes like shite

As does brown basmati rice, and takes twice as long to boil

 

[JohnSmithUK]

My girlfriend is a lot more annoying than I’d ever realised!

Rules FFS

 

[Hongkongphooey]

As does brown basmati rice, and takes twice as long to boil

Yep, I didn't shit right for a week the last time I ate brown basmati rice

 

[roppa]

Couldn't get lurpak the other day so had to get flora. Turns out it's nicer and half the price.

Frisps are the most flavoursome crisps currently on the market.

Wouldn’t wipe me arse with flora, thinking about it I’d be pretty uncomfortable and shitty using either, but my analogy remains valid it’s lower than bog roll in my eyes, and not a patch on good old danish lurpak.